Monday, July 13, 2026

WEST WING TRANSCRIPT: Season Six - 2162 Votes (S6E22)

THE WEST WING
6x22 - “2162 VOTES”
WRITTEN BY JOHN WELLS
DIRECTED BY ALEX GRAVES

Transcribed by Walking, Talking, And Yelling At Clouds
(kegofglory.blogspot.com)

Link To My Blog Post For This Episode


TEASER

2162 VOTES

FADE IN: CONVENTION CENTER – DAY

We see bright overhead lights coming on inside an arena. Then quick cuts of jerky, sometimes slo-mo, hand-held camera style shots of campaign buttons, people in patriotic costumes, security screenings – a general vibe of excitement, anticipation, and unease about what’s to come at the Democratic National Convention. Over these scenes, we hear a series of disembodied TV news voices describing the beginnings of the event.

VOICE 1 (VO)
The first task was accomplished minus any melodrama. Each of the three main candidates turned in their official petitions for nominations early this morning. Four thousand delegates swarming the Convention Center can expect to be casting their votes between these three men for the next few days, until a winner can be crowned with the necessary 2,162 votes -

The view changes to inside the arena, with shots of the logos of the various news organizations covering the convention. As more lights come on, we hear a cacophony of additional voices.

VOICE 2 (VO)
News vans from all over the United States -

VOICE 3 (VO)
- the convention is Vice President’s election -

The quick cuts and the overlapping voices continue in the background as we see LEO, who is in a meeting with representatives of the candidates, including WILL, JOSH, DONNA, BRAM, and DYLAN CLARK. We see bits of action inside that meeting room along with preparations on the convention floor, with state signs being raised and workmen setting up inside the arena.

LEO
Networks want the balloting to happen in prime time.

WILL
What are we supposed to do all day, debate the color of the confetti?

JOSH
We do issue segments that build up the party, no matter who’s the nominee.

WILL
I wonder what issue Santos would like to lead off with – health care, maybe?

JOSH
Gee, why don’t we ask the 44 million Americans who don’t have any -

WILL
You mean the ones who made it the only issue your guy polls higher on than -

And now we settle on the meeting in a back room of the convention hall. ANNABETH is standing behind LEO.

LEO (loudly)
We’ll vote on the rules, platforms, recognize the delegations, be lucky to get it done by dinner. 

JOSH
What time is the President going to speak tomorrow night?

LEO
He’s not.

WILL
Second-term Presidents always speak on the first night.

LEO
The President’s a unifying figure – we need the party and the country to know he supports our nominee, and he can’t do that until we have one. Moving on … speaking order before the first ballot?

WILL
As the candidate with the most delegates, the Vice President has earned the right to appear -

JOSH
Congressman Santos won almost all of the final primaries.

CLARK
There are three viable candidates, and in the interest of fairness -

WILL
Hoynes isn’t in this thing.

CLARK
We have almost a thousand delegates.

JOSH
Nine-hundred fifty-six isn’t almost a thousand.

WILL
It’s 1677 delegates, we won 25 states, which is why we must, ‘in the interest of fairness,’ be allowed to -

JOSH
Twenty-five small states.

WILL
New York is small? Since when?

JOSH
California, Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Illinois, all for Congressman Santos.

LEO
Enough! We’ll flip a coin.

WILL
Well, there are three of us. A coin only has two sides -

LEO
Draw straws, pick a number out of a hat! I don’t care. (beat) Annabeth will be handling podium operations, please clear your speeches four hours before -

WILL
We have to clear our speeches?

LEO
She approves everything that goes on-air until we have a nominee.

WILL
What about our introductory videos? You’re gonna censor those, too?

LEO
No, because there aren’t gonna be any.

ANNABETH
Networks hate ‘em, it’s a free ad for your candidates. And please, limit those speeches to ten minutes. Networks are threatening to cut us off at the two-hour mark, and we’ve gotta get into that second ballot before they switch us to Seinfeld repeats.

LEO
Anything else?

WILL
Yeah, I’d like to talk about staff rooms. Santos’ is closer, we have more delegates -

JOSH
You drew the low card, dude. You lost fair and square.

WILL
Yeah, the candidate with the most delegates ought to have some sort of acknowledgment of that fact -

JOSH (to LEO)
How many ways do you think he’s gonna come up with to work his delegate count into this?

LEO
Hey, hey – hey! Where are you on your Vice Presidential vetting?

JOSH (quietly)
Doing well.

CLARK (almost mumbling)
We’re almost there.

WILL (softly)
I’m fine.

LEO
So, no dramatic, last-minute announcements on the horizon?

JOSH and WILL exchange a quick glance as no one answers LEO.

LEO (standing)
All right. We want a nominee by the end of tomorrow night, gentlemen. We need the party united behind a single candidate. No attacks from the floor or the podium. No nasty squabbling on CNN. This is the week when we pull this party together and show we can lead with integrity and maturity. Okay, the speaking order … rock, paper, scissors, on three.

JOSH, WILL, and CLARK rise and walk over to stand in a circle with LEO.

LEO.
One. Two. Three!

The three representatives throw in their hand signals, as we 

CUT TO: INT. - ARENA HALLWAY – DAY

JOSH and NED are leading MATT and HELEN on a walk through one of the entryways of the convention center. Workers are setting up refreshment stands and unloading placards for the candidates.

MATT
Hoynes is speaking last?

JOSH
Paper covers rock. You and Russell were both, you know – rocks.

MATT
Well, if it’s gonna be Baker for VP, why hasn’t Russell announced it?

JOSH
Probably want to put more distance between you turning him down and Baker accepting.

MATT
Till they announce Baker tomorrow?

JOSH
Press conference off-site after the first ballot, Baker and Russell holding hands. Hope it drums up enough Hoynes delegates on the second ballot.

HELEN
Will it? Well, at least I don’t have to give a speech in front of 25,000 people.

NED
More like 25 million. Gotta figure in the television audience.

There is a loud screeching noise as a metal door between the entry hallway and the convention floor slowly rises. JOSH, NED, MATT, and HELEN slowly walk through the doorway, down a passageway between rows of seats, and finally get a look at the arena. It’s still being set up by workmen moving state signs and setting up seats. The four look around in awe.

MATT
Wow.

JOSH
Yeah.

HELEN reaches out with her hand, and MATT takes it in his. The camera moves around the four, as they take in the convention floor, and as MATT and HELEN exchange a look, we

SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
END TEASER.
***

ACT ONE

FADE IN: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – DAY

The camerawork continues to be nervous and in-motion, as it will be throughout most of the episode. KATE is sitting at CJ’s desk, TOBY is sitting on a side table reading the newspaper, and CHARLIE comes in with some papers for CJ. We hear a news report on TV in the background. CJ is on the phone.

NEWS ANCHOR (on TV)
Two NASA astronauts and one Russian cosmonaut -

CJ (into phone)
I understand your frustration, Mr. Secretary, but I’ve conveyed -

CHARLIE drops the Washington Post on CJ’s desk. The lead story reads ‘Time Running Out For Crew’ with pictures of the three crewmembers on the International Space Station.

CHARLIE (to TOBY)
It is weird out there. It’s like we had a fire drill, and everybody’s still out on the lawn.

CJ (into phone)
Yes, sir. I know, sir.

TOBY
The convention – fire drill without the fire.

KATE (as CJ hangs up)
Hutchinson upset?

CJ
Livid. And Senator Weller’s on his way over here to discuss the situation.

TOBY
Weller’s gonna want to hold hearings.

CJ
Well, he can’t without tacitly acknowledging the thing exists.

TOBY
Secret hearings, then.

CJ
Wouldn’t stay secret for long.

KATE
Not around here, at least.

DEBBIE (opening the door from the Oval Office)
He’s ready. If you own knee pads, maybe an old hockey mask, strap ‘em on. Now.

NEWS ANCHOR (on TV, as they head into the Oval Office)
- roughly three days of oxygen remaining.

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

CJ, KATE, and TOBY walk up to BARTLET’s desk as he explodes at them.

BARTLET
A national security leak during the Democratic Convention – are we working for the Republicans now? They’re gonna whack us for the security leak, then whack us again for dithering over saving the lives of brave astronauts! I’ve gotten calls from the French, the Russians, the Chinese, even the Lithuanians, irate! Demanding to know if we’re weaponizing space!

DEBBIE (opening the door from the outer office)
Senator Weller is here.

BARTLET (as DEBBIE exits)
Now, I’ve got Weller in the lobby, how much you wanna bet he’s gonna demand I appoint a special prosecutor?

KATE
Sir, as long as we continue to deny its existence, it’s just an unconfirmed story in the New York Times.

BARTLET (to CJ)
Where’s your friend, Greg Brock?

CJ
Sir, I don’t think it would be wise for you -

BARTLET
You better believe Weller’s gonna subpoena him, and he’s gonna ask him who his source was!

CJ
If we pull Brock’s credentials, this will seem bigger than an unfounded rumor, prematurely reported, that -

BARTLET
It’s a federal crime to divulge classified information! You think Weller’s gonna pass up an opportunity to put a high-ranking Democrat behind bars?

CJ
Greg Brock is gonna resist any attempt to compel him to reveal his sources -

BARTLET
Dammit, CJ! I’ve got three men up there trying to take very, very shallow breaths.

There is a quiet moment.

BARTLET
I want this leaker found by us. What about somebody at NASA? Kelwick, maybe -

KATE
No, sir, I can’t imagine -

BARTLET
You don’t have to imagine, ‘cause you’re gonna find out, you and Toby. I want to know who it is in this administration who thinks their opinion of how I should handle this situation matters more than mine. I want a name on this desk by Friday.

CJ
Thank you, Mr. President.

CJ, KATE, and TOBY exit the Oval Office.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS WAR ROOM – DAY

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
DAY ONE – 8:45 AM

Whiteboards with state delegate counts are arrayed around the room. Staffers sit at a table or stand by the window. JOSH is writing on one of the whiteboards.

JOSH
All of Hoynes’ delegates are up for grabs on the second ballot. Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Louisiana – we need another 563 delegates to put us over the top.

JOSH writes a large 563 on the whiteboard and circles it.

NED
Are we gonna be able to hold on to our own delegates on the second ballot?

JOSH (to another staffer)
Chris, I want floor whips with each delegation, updates every 15 minutes – who’s wavering, who needs a carrot, who needs a stick. Nobody goes to the bathroom, we don’t know about it. (to different staffers) Andrew, Alex – keep your people with the Hoynes delegates. (turning to BRAM) Bram - how’s Stanton, any progress?

BRAM
Uh, Hoynes has been on the phone all night telling Georgia to sit tight after the first ballot. He’s spinning a scenario where the convention deadlocks, swings back to him as the voice of experience.

JOSH
Somebody get me a pipe of whatever it is he’s smoking.

RONNA
We’re getting a lot of requests for comment on this leak story.

JOSH
The space station thing?

RONNA
Congressional Republicans are trying to make some rain.

JOSH
No comment. White House can carry the rain water on that one.

NED
If Russell announces Baker as his VP, how do we prevent a stampede to Russell on the second ballot?

JOSH
By getting Hoynes to throw his support behind us.

NED
Why would he do that?

JOSH
Only thing Hoynes would hate more than Matt Santos getting the nomination is Bob Russell getting the nomination.

BRAM
‘Santos – you hate him less.’

JOSH
Look, none of the talking heads thought that we would get this far. It ain’t over till it’s over. That’s it, thank you very much. (as the staffers start to leave) Ronna, you get the delegate breakdown for the Northeast?

RONNA
Yeah.

CUT TO: INT. - STAIRWELL – DAY

JOSH and RONNA are walking up the stairs.

JOSH
You’re looking for stray Atkins delegates ripe for the picking. That is, if they’re not too busy stuffing canapes in their pockets.

RONNA (as they exit into the concourse)
Nice. Can I quote you when we’re trying to get ‘em to vote for us?

They walk through the arena concourse, with delegates and attendees buying refreshments, talking, moving from place to place. A man on stilts wearing an Uncle Sam costume is juggling.

JOSH
They’re only here to grunt and cheer and stomp their feet at every cheap applause line. They’re completely out of step with the voters we need in the fall.

RONNA
Well, they’re gonna pick our nominee.

JOSH
Four years ago, two-thirds of the delegates wanted to cut defense spending. Even Democratic voters don’t want us to touch it. Delegates were split on the death penalty, Democrats favor it two-to-one.

RONNA
You don’t think they’re qualified to do the job?

JOSH
The job as previously constituted was to clap and wave noisemakers for five hours straight.

The two stop at a food stand where JOSH buys hot dogs and waters for them.

RONNA
Sooo, the delegates’ sole purpose is to pick our party’s nominee.

JOSH
Yeah, if you’re leaving out the, uh, part about the little foam hats in the shape of the Hoover Dam, yes.

RONNA
But we selected them with no regard for their ability to perform that job?

JOSH
Yeah. Did I mention that we have a hell of a balloon drop planned for Thursday?

RONNA (with her hot dog and water)
Thank you.

JOSH (walking away)
Be back in an hour.

RONNA
Wait – convention’s gonna start any minute, where are you going?

JOSH
To beg an old friend.

CUT TO: INT. - HOYNES HOTEL SUITE – DAY

JOSH enters as HOYNES comes up to greet him.

HOYNES
Hey, Josh, sorry to keep you waiting -

JOSH (shaking hands)
Nice to see you, sir.

HOYNES
- I got stuck on a call. Want some watered-down coffee or something? I ordered breakfast, but I didn’t get a chance to eat anything.

JOSH
No, thanks.

HOYNES
So, I heard your guy turned Russell down. I would’ve loved to have been a fly on that wall. (laughs) I bet Bob had a heifer, huh? I’m glad you did, that kept me alive. (moving to sit) So, Russell’s gonna announce Baker as his VP tonight, huh?

JOSH (sitting)
That’s the rumor.

HOYNES
Guy’s got a hell of a nerve, floating VPs before he has the nomination. Hubris – ask Odysseus how that worked out.

JOSH
He offer it to you?

HOYNES
Why - are you here to make an offer?

JOSH
No, sir. I’m not.

HOYNES
You know, Larry King’s booker calls my delegates ten times a day, asking who they’re gonna vote for. And you know what they tell her?

JOSH
That they’re voting for you.

HOYNES points at JOSH in agreement.

JOSH
What do you want, sir?

HOYNES
What you got?

JOSH
Bob Russell doesn’t get the nod.

HOYNES
Spoiler?

JOSH
Savior. Save the party from ruin.

HOYNES
You think Matt Santos can beat Arnie Vinick?

JOSH
I know Bob Russell can’t.

HOYNES
But I can.

JOSH
That’s not gonna happen, sir.

HOYNES
Couple of deadlocked ballots, the party faithful are going to panic.

JOSH
Your political life is over. 

There is a pause as JOSH looks steadily at HOYNES.

JOSH
It was over the day you resigned the Vice Presidency. I don’t care what they’re saying to Larry King. Your delegates are going to rush to the nearest lifeboat after the first ballot.

HOYNES
Hey, don’t sugarcoat it for me, Josh, I can take it -

JOSH
And there’s not gonna be a Cabinet post or an ambassadorship coming your way, either. Your indiscretion saw to that. (beat) But your years of governmental service, your connections and experience can be invaluable to the party and to the country.

HOYNES
As what, a lobbyist?

JOSH
Party elder. Power broker. (HOYNES scoffs) It’s a role I can guarantee you in a Santos administration, and I doubt that you can say the same about a Russell administration.

HOYNES
So Santos sent you here with nothing.

JOSH
No, he doesn’t know I’m here. You’ve had a long and distinguished career, sir. Wouldn’t you like to see your name just, one more time in the history books without the word ‘scandal’ after it?

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL HOTEL SUITE – DAY

WILL is on the phone. DONNA is nearby.

WILL (into phone)
Yeah, I’m still here.

DONNA
Is he in the hotel yet? (beat) He was supposed to be here by now.

WILL (into phone)
Yes, thanks. (a pause as RUSSELL enters the room from behind) Hey, Bill, how was the flight? Great. You guys on your way over? 

RUSSELL
Baker here yet?

DONNA
Will’s talking to Hollofson now.

WILL (into phone)
Yeah, sure. (beat) I, I understand, but – (beat) Right. Call you back. (hangs up, then to RUSSELL) Baker wants to talk.

RUSSELL
Again? About what?

WILL
Hollofson didn’t say, said Governor Baker’s been thinking.

RUSSELL
Thinking! The damn balloting starts in two hours!

WILL
I suspect he knows that, sir.

RUSSELL (sighs)
How long till I have to leave for this speech?

DONNA (checking her watch)
Forty minutes.

RUSSELL
All right, let’s get Hamlet over here, see what doth trouble his mind this time. 

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – DAY

MATT is sitting on the bed, staring into the distance, lost in thought. HELEN is moving around getting ready to leave. We hear a TV newscast in the background – on the screen a graphic reads ‘Brokered Convention Yields No Nominee – Who Will Be The Democratic Nominee? Baker gains momentum before third ballot,’ then switches to ‘VP Contenders Still A Mystery – Russell-Baker Ticket? Convention center geared for DNC kickoff.’ 

NEWSCASTER (on TV)
- and obviously there’s the regional appeal. Baker comes from a critical swing state. One might say Pennsylvania’s the northeastern tip of the industrial Midwest, and, as governor, he had strong support among exactly the kind of blue collar, lunchpail voters Democrats needed to win to ensure victory -

JOSH (leaning in the doorway)
How’s your speech?

MATT (standing)
Short.

JOSH
Well, people like pith.

MATT
Then they’re gonna love it.

JOSH
I went over the VP list again, you should take another look.

HELEN
Nothing on Russell and Baker?

JOSH
Baker flew in this afternoon.

HELEN
Yeah, they had it on CNN, looked like a papal visit, the fawning masses awaiting a humble blessing.

JOSH
I went to see Hoynes.

MATT and HELEN both look at JOSH.

MATT
You offer him anything?

JOSH
No. I, I asked him to throw his support to you.

MATT
He say no?

JOSH
No.

HELEN
He said yes?

JOSH
No, he’s thinking about it.

BRAM (knocks on door and leans inside)
We need to leave for the convention center, Congressman.

MATT
Okay. (as everyone prepares to leave) He’s thinking about it, huh?

Everyone walks out, with JOSH lingering, watching the TV.

MATT
So, you coming?

JOSH
Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

As MATT and JOSH leave, we focus back on the TV screen, with ‘VICE PRESIDENT BAKER?’ across the top.

REPORTER (on TV)
- the obvious choice for the leader of the party had stumbled, and at this point Baker may be the only candidate with enough broad-based appeal to -

FADE OUT.
END ACT ONE.
* * *

ACT TWO

FADE IN: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER – NIGHT

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
DAY ONE – 8:47 PM

We hear the roar of noise from delegates on the convention floor. The leader of the California delegation is at a microphone on the floor, making her announcement.

CALIFORNIA CHAIRWOMAN
Mr. Secretary, the great state of California casts 440 votes for Congressman Matt Santos!

NED is on the floor amid the chaos, talking into a phone with his hand over his other ear.

NED (into phone)
California chair says they’ll stick with us through the second ballot.

We cut to JOSH in the Santos war room, who is on the phone with NED. We cut back and forth from the chaotic noise of the convention floor to the frantic chaos of the war room.

JOSH (into phone)
What about Baker?

CONVENTION SECRETARY (on TV)
Ms. Chairwoman – I have 440 votes -

NED (into phone)
They’re nervous, if the convention starts to move to Russell, they don’t wanna be left behind.

CALIFORNIA CHAIRWOMAN (VO)
Yes, Mr. Secretary.

NED (into phone)
What, I didn’t get that.

JOSH (into phone)
Tell Thurman they stick with us, Matt Santos is gonna make it his life’s work to bring the next generation of fixed-wing fighters to Long Beach.

NED (into phone)
You want me to promise him a defense contract?

JOSH (into phone)
I don’t care if you promise him half the Pentagon budget, just get him to stick with us through the third ballot! (hangs up)

RONNA, holding a phone to her ear, watches JOSH from across the room.

JOSH 
Still nothing from Hoynes?

RONNA
No, you want me to try him?

JOSH 
No.

COLORADO CHAIRWOMAN (VO, on TV)
The state of Colorado casts 63 votes for our native son, the pride of the Western slope, Colorado’s own Vice President Bob Russell! 

JOSH (shouting)
Get me Connecticut!

CUT TO: INT. - TOBY’S OFFICE – NIGHT

TOBY walks out to the bullpen to pick up a paper out of the printer. The convention is on TVs everywhere.

CONVENTION SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
I have 63 votes for Vice President Robert Russell -

KATE walks into the bullpen to talk to TOBY.

KATE
Any surprises?

TOBY
Still on the first ballot.

KATE
You hear Russell’s speech?

TOBY
Yeah …

KATE
It was pretty good.

TOBY (leading KATE back into his office)
Will still has a few teeth left in his head.

KATE
I spoke to the AG, he’s sending over a team of agents in the morning.

TOBY
FBI?

KATE
Yeah, we have to interview over a hundred people, you planning on doing it all by your lonesome with a clipboard and a pencil? They’re gonna start with NASA, DOD, some of my people – I put together a list of West Wing staff who have code word or who might have had access to the information. (she hands TOBY a paper) We don’t have to like it, but the President was very clear. They’re gonna need phone records, fax records, email logs, notes, datebooks -

TOBY
DNA swab? Polygraph?

KATE
It’s a felony. Someone’s gonna end up spending ten years in a federal prison. (looking at TV) Russell announce Baker yet?

TOBY
Not yet.

KATE
Russell-Baker - it’s not a bad ticket.

As KATE leaves, we hear the CONVENTION SECRETARY on the TV.

CONVENTION SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
Mr. Chairman, I have 121 votes -

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT

The scene picks up at exactly the same spot, with DONNA getting a snack from a table and WILL watching the TV from the sofa.

CONVENTION SECRETARY (on TV)
- for Vice President Robert Russell. Is that correct?

MASSACHUSETTS CHAIRMAN (VO)
That is correct.

CONVENTION SECRETARY (VO)
Thank you.

DONNA (sitting)
Massachusetts? (WILL nods) How much longer? 

WILL
Maybe 30 minutes.

DONNA
Then what?

WILL
Then they start the second ballot, and my hairline recedes about three inches.

DONNA (referring to the closed door to the bedroom)
What are they doing in there?

WILL
No idea, but I sure as hell hope they do it fast.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL BEDROOM – NIGHT

RUSSELL and BAKER are sitting in chairs, talking.

RUSSELL
I’m sorry, Eric, uh … I thought we’d worked all of this out.

BAKER
I’ve had a number of variables to weigh, over the last few days.

RUSSELL
Variables?

BAKER
You wouldn’t believe the calls I’ve been getting. Suggestions, advice. Suddenly everyone has an opinion.

RUSSELL
Want to hear my opinion?

BAKER
Of course.

RUSSELL
You and I will make a hell of a team, with my strength in the Midwest and West and yours in the Northeast – we’re going to give Vinick and Sullivan a hell of a race.

BAKER
That’s not what the polls say.

RUSSELL
Republicans always get a bump from their convention. The polling will come back to earth once the folks hear our message. Let’s put on our jackets and go make an announcement that’ll unite the party and start us on the road to victory this fall, hmm? 

BAKER (evenly)
That’s a very attractive offer, Mr. Vice President. It’s very attractive. (beat) Why don’t we both sleep on it, see where we are in the morning?

RUSSELL stares at BAKER, realizing he’s being strung along.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT

The bedroom door opens, and BAKER strides out, followed by RUSSELL.

WILL (as BAKER exits)
What happened?

RUSSELL
He wants to sleep on it. 

WILL
Sleep on it, we’ll be on the third or fourth ballot by morning -

RUSSELL
Yeah, and I think he’s aiming to be on it. The son of a bitch doesn’t wanna be VP, he’s gonna try and get nominated from the floor.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER – NIGHT

LEO comes through a door from the convention floor to a hallway, followed by two TV network executives.

EXECUTIVE 1
My network isn’t going to wait.

EXECUTIVE 2
It is 9:50 on the East Coast.

EXECUTIVE 1
Over an hour of just calling names?

LEO
Democracy in action.

EXECUTIVE 2
More like agriculture in action, like watching grass grow!

LEO
Second ballot won’t be.

EXECUTIVE 1
When’s that gonna start?

LEO
As soon as we finish the first ballot!

EXECUTIVE 2
So look, we’re gonna cut to regular programming, we’re gonna come back after the local news, you’ll just be getting going.

LEO
You don’t think you owe it to the American public to show them -

ANNABETH comes up to LEO. She looks stressed.

LEO
These are public airwaves, the public deserves to see -

EXECUTIVE 2
It’s called cable, and they can deserve it there.

ANNABETH 
Leo – we’re getting reports from the floor, somebody’s passing out hundreds of Baker placards.

LEO (to EXECUTIVES)
Think you guys might wanna stay on air to hear Russell announce Baker as his Vice President?

ANNABETH
No – they’re ‘Draft Baker’ signs. I think they’re gonna try to put Baker on the second ballot.

LEO (calling out to the EXECUTIVEs as they turn to rush back to the convention floor)
You wanna cut to Law and Order now, Susan, be my guest.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS WAR ROOM – NIGHT

The room is in a frenzy of activity, with multiple staffers on phones or working on keyboards, writing delegate totals on whiteboards.

JOSH (into phone)
Get me Pennsylvania.

MATT and HELEN hurry into the room

MATT
What the hell is happening?

JOSH
Baker’s throwing his hat into the ring.

HELEN
He can do that?

JOSH
He just did. (to RONNA) Where’s Brannigan?

RONNA
His line’s busy.

JOSH
Keep trying.

RONNA
Ed Clark on line six.

JOSH
Not now. (shouting) Someone get the Congressman a phone and a list of delegates, please!

HELEN
Pennsylvania swings to Baker we lose, what, 170 delegates?

JOSH
A hundred and seventy-eight. (yelling) Where in the name of all that is holy is Pennsylvania!

RONNA
Brannigan’s line is still busy.

JOSH slams down his phone, grabs his jacket, and starts to run out of the room.

MATT
Where you going?

JOSH
I’m gonna find the Pennsylvania chair and nail him to a Santos sign!

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER FLOOR – NIGHT

BAKER is being interviewed by some reporters. Behind him is a mass of RUSSELL signs, with one DRAFT BAKER sign being waved around in front of them.

BAKER
I’m not trying to be the savior of the Democratic Party. Frankly, I, I don’t think this is about the Democratic Party, I think it’s about the American citizens.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL WAR ROOM – NIGHT

This is also a beehive of activity, with overlapping voices, people on phones – WILL is revising delegate counts on a whiteboard.

WILL
Santos loses Pennsylvania to Baker, we probably lose Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island.

DONNA
New York?

WILL
Yeah, maybe.

DONNA
Santos lose Florida?

WILL
No, not yet. Hispanic delegates are gonna want to stick by Santos for at least another ballot. That puts us down to 1141.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION FLOOR – NIGHT

BAKER is still talking to the press.

BAKER
Believe me, I’m as surprised as everybody here. It’s quite flattering – but frankly, I’ve always been a guy who’s -

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL WAR ROOM – NIGHT

RUSSELL is glued to the TV coverage of BAKER.

BAKER (on TV)
- served this party when asked, if it’s -

WILL (to RUSSELL)
Sir?

BAKER (on TV)
- the will of the delegates that I should be the Presidential nominee -

WILL
Mr. Vice President – Baker’s gonna take most of our delegates in the Northeast.

RUSSELL
How many?

WILL
Five hundred, give or take. Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Washington state – the Hoynes people are gonna be running for cover, I need you on the phones now.

CUT TO: INT. - WHITE HOUSE RESIDENCE SITTING ROOM – NIGHT

BARTLET is sitting in the dark, the glow of the television on his face, as he watches the convention.

BAKER (VO, on TV)
All we need is a united force, and I think that’s what I have to offer as President of the United States.

ABBEY (walking in to join BARTLET)
I thought you were coming to bed. The convention’s still going on?

BARTLET
They haven’t finished the second ballot yet.

ABBEY
What are they doing?

BARTLET
Eating their young.

ABBEY
Baker? Eric Baker? When did he get into this?

BARTLET
About two hours ago.

ABBEY
Hmm.

BARTLET
It’s a free-for-all. (reaching for a phone) I think Aaron Burr’s got 20 votes. (as the line connects, into phone) Yeah, find me Leo McGarry, please.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS WAR ROOM – NIGHT

More chaos. MATT is on the phone with someone, as is JOSH. Their voices overlap as the buzz of activity goes on in the background.

MATT (into phone)
Well, that’s not gonna happen.

JOSH (into phone)
Mr. Chairman -

MATT (into phone)
No, absolutely not -

JOSH (into phone)
- I understand, but Baker is not gonna do what Matt Santos is gonna do for New Jersey.

MATT (into phone)
I have been to Illinois ten times in the last two months, can Bob Russell say that?

RONNA (shouting to the room)
Baker got Massachusetts!

JOSH (into phone)
You can’t promise that! Ann … Ann, Ann, you are not gonna be left at the altar, you, you, you’re gonna be wearing satin at the Elvis chapel. (beat) Yes! You won’t regret it. Ann, you won’t regret it, no, you, you won’t, I promise. (hangs up) We still have New Jersey.

HELEN
New Mexico’s okay for now.

MATT
Tennessee’s leaning Baker, but Russell’s working them hard, what about New York?

JOSH
It’s going Baker for sure.

MATT (sighs)
I, I can call Tandy.

JOSH
Uh, Tan, Tandy isn’t running it, Ernie Gambelli is.

HELEN
Who’s Gambelli?

MATT
He’s with the teachers’ union.

HELEN
Oh, God.

MATT
Uh, North Carolina?

JOSH
Somebody get me Pete Collins!

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION FLOOR – NIGHT

The New York chairman, ERNIE GAMBELLI, is at the microphone on the floor. We see more DRAFT BAKER signs appearing in the background.

GAMBELLI
Mr. Secretary, New York casts 284 votes for Governor Eric Baker.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL WAR ROOM – NIGHT

Everyone is on a phone; WILL, DONNA, and RUSSELL.

WILL (into phone)
All due respect, sir, John Hoynes is no longer in the race. Bob Russell has always been a friend to the mine workers -

RUSSELL (into phone)
Did you look at Eric Baker’s record on -

DONNA (into phone)
- he absolutely supports retaliatory action on foreign dumping -

RUSSELL (into phone, as WILL hangs up his)
You don’t know a damn thing about what he’d do as President -

DONNA (to WILL)
Tennessee?

WILL
Maybe.

RUSSELL (hanging up)
We got Mississippi. Where are we?

WILL
Uh, we lost 536, picked up 285. Santos lost 236, hasn’t picked any up. Baker got our 536, 178 from Santos. Looks like he’s gonna get another six or seven states from Hoynes.

RUSSELL
So we’re still in first.

WILL
Yeah, but not by much.

RUSSELL
Hey, we’re still breathing.

DONNA (putting down a cell phone)
Leo McGarry wants to see us.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER BACK HALL – NIGHT

LEO is meeting with the candidates and their representatives.

LEO
We’re gonna be deadlocked on the second ballot. It’s 3:00 am on the East Coast. Networks want us to recess, start the third ballot tomorrow evening in prime time. I think they’re right, we’re not getting anywhere tonight.

BAKER
Will we have a chance to address the delegates tomorrow? Some of us haven’t done that yet.

LEO
Yes. So, we’re agreed, then? The President is flying out tomorrow, hoping to address the convention on Wednesday when we have our nominee. And please, gentlemen, we need a nominee, so please, somebody talk to somebody and figure this mess out before the President gets here and is forced to pick sides. One night of this is entertaining. Two nights, we look like idiots. 

As LEO walks away, we hear the CONVENTION SECRETARY listing the totals on TV in the background.

CONVENTION SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
Matt Santos has 1363 votes. Governor Eric Baker has 1341 votes. Vice President John Hoynes has 102 votes. As 2162 votes are required to nominate, Mr. Chairman, we do not have a nominee.

The candidates and representatives drift away as the meeting breaks up. HOYNES is left alone, sitting at the table, silently and sadly contemplating his failure. JOSH looks at him.

FADE OUT.
END ACT TWO.
* * *

ACT THREE

FADE IN: INT. - WHITE HOUSE FOYER – DAY

TOBY and KATE are standing in the foyer as a group of FBI agents walk briskly through the door.

TOBY
They always come in twos, like they just got off the ark?

KATE
They need two, so one can serve as a witness for the other.

TOBY
A witness?

KATE
Lying to an FBI agent’s a federal crime, to convict, you gotta have a witness.

KATE shakes hands with one of the agents as they come up to TOBY and KATE.

KATE
Special Agent Hansen, Kate Harper. (nodding to TOBY) Toby Ziegler.

HANSEN
Sir.

KATE
This way, please.

As KATE leads the FBI agents down the hall, the camera moves into the Oval Office, where SECRETARY HUTCHINSON and CJ are meeting with BARTLET.

HUTCHINSON
NASA maintenance has been working around the clock, but they’re still two weeks away from either of their civilian shuttles being ready to launch.

CJ
Commander Harper will be in as soon as she can.

HUTCHINSON
Air Force Space Command can launch from Vandenberg at 2100 hours tomorrow night. They rendezvous with the station, make the repairs, and leave the astronauts there until NASA can get a shuttle up to get them.

CJ
And what do we tell the press?

HUTCHINSON
That they were able to make the repairs themselves.

CJ
And the Russian?

There is a knock at the door and DEBBIE leans inside.

DEBBIE
Uh, Marine One is waiting, sir.

BARTLET
Thank you. (as DEBBIE exits) When do I have to give the go?

HUTCHINSON
If you don’t launch tomorrow - we can’t get there in time.

BARTLET considers this information.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER HALL – DAY

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
DAY TWO - 6:35 AM

Security walks through the halls and workers are heard in the background as a man tosses JOHN HOYNES signs into a dumpster. A man is slumped on a desk along the wall, sleeping.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL WAR ROOM – DAY

WILL is standing alone, looking over the delegate counts on the whiteboards. The morning light floods through the window. We hear a news report on the TV as DONNA enters, carrying two cups of coffee.

NEWSCASTER (VO, on TV)
At the Republican National Convention in 1948, Senator Robert Taft’s campaign -

DONNA
Where’d the Vice President go?

WILL (hoarsely)
He went to the hotel to try and sleep.

DONNA
What happened to your voice?

WILL
I think it was screaming at Dave Wilson for about an hour. Maybe it was yelling at Steve Kent. Feel like I just re-recorded Rod Stewart’s back catalogue.

DONNA
Indiana?

WILL (nodding)
Yeah. Michigan is wavering. 

WILL grunts as he and DONNA sink into chairs. They watch the TV as DONNA prepares her coffee.

WILL
Told Roth we’d double the state’s Superfund cleanup sites, stump like crazy for down-ticket races, even hinted at a sub-Cabinet appointment. Baker’s picking up momentum too fast, I don’t know if we can make it to the fourth ballot.

DONNA
Maybe we should reapproach Josh about the VP spot. Russell-Santos might be looking pretty good about now.

WILL
Maybe Josh should approach us. Santo-Russell’s looking pretty good to me about now.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS WAR ROOM – DAY

We see a closeup of a whiteboard showing the list of delegates for Baker. Phones are ringing in the background. JOSH is sitting in a chair, clutching a telephone close to his chest, staring ahead into the distance. RONNA enters,with coffee and a bag of food.

RONNA
Hey. I thought you were going back to the hotel for a shower. Uh, CNN called – they want to set up a debate with the Congressman, Russell, and Baker for this afternoon. Live, on air.

JOSH (groggily)
Why would we do that?

JOSH puts the telephone down on a desk and sits up in his chair.

JOSH
Hey. (tossing a wad of paper at a sleeping NED) Hey. (NED looks up) We can’t win - without the teachers. Pennsylvania’s gone, Baker’s picking up steam down south. Russell’s got us boxed in out West. We get the teachers, we get New York, most of New England, maybe even Ohio, too.

BRAM
Teachers’ unions hate us.

JOSH
I got to get Gambelli.

NED
You’ll never get Gambelli.

JOSH (looking at BRAM)
Is that a clean shirt? Gimme.

BRAM stands and he and JOSH start unbuttoning their shirts.

JOSH
Start calling every one of our state delegations again.

BRAM
They’re probably still sleeping.

JOSH
Well, wake ‘em up. New Jersey first, Ann Matlock was getting hinky.

BRAM (handing his shirt to JOSH)
And tell her what?

JOSH (putting on BRAM’s shirt)
Tell her they stick with us, this time next year there’ll be a whole lot of people at the Department of Interior humming ‘Thunder Road.’

NED
We’re gonna start offering jobs for delegate votes now?

JOSH
What do you want, a handful of cranky delegates on the Farm Service payroll, or all of us doing primary research on Delaware welfare reform? Get dialing.

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL ROOM – DAY

JOSH is meeting with GAMBELLI.

GAMBELLI
Teachers for Matt Santos, you kidding me?

JOSH
Ernie -

GAMBELLI
Eleven percent of the delegates are from teachers’ unions. 

JOSH
Yeah, look -

GAMBELLI
Teachers’ unions are to the Democratic Party what Bibles and bunting are to the Republicans; essential, non-negotiable.

JOSH
Ernie, we’ve known each other a long time -

GAMBELLI
So what the hell makes you think you can come in here and ask for our help when Matt Santos wants to end teacher tenure? 

JOSH
Our school system’s in crisis. We’ve got teachers who aren’t trained in the subjects they teach. We’ve got teachers who are only showing up to pick up a check.

GAMBELLI
Raise salaries, you can recruit better people.

JOSH
So you’re admitting some teachers can be better.

GAMBELLI
I’m admitting their salaries can be better.

JOSH
Santos wants higher salaries, he wants more teacher training.

GAMBELLI
We’re all for that.

JOSH
With nothing in return?

GAMBELLI
You were using us as a political punching bag. Grab a few quick editorials while you were trying to suck in enough oxygen to make it through New Hampshire.

JOSH
There is pressure for change, Ernie, and not just from editorials. We can work together. We can raise pay and raise standards at the same time, and it’ll stop something more drastic, more punitive -

GAMBELLI
Than ending teacher tenure?

JOSH
Than doing it with nothing in return, which’ll be Vinick’s tack when he whips Russell in the fall! Santos can give Vinick a run for his money in California, Texas, Florida, New York, Illinois, Bob Russell can’t, Eric Baker can’t.

GAMBELLI
Well, since we’re talking about something in return, you want a single one of our teacher delegates to support Santos, get him to drop this crazy assault on teacher tenure. And get him to do it today.

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – DAY

CJ is zipping up a suitcase. TOBY is there.

TOBY
Thought you were on Air Force One with the President.

CJ
Catching a flight this afternoon. You finish his speech?

TOBY
Yeah. Gave up trying to tailor it to a nominee, one size fits all, insert name here. (handing a folder to CJ) If they can find someone who isn’t ‘a bold fighter for America’s families,’ I’ll buy every delegate in the place a whiskey sour.

CJ
You need to start on a couple of POTUS speeches for Friday.

TOBY
Space station?

CJ
NASA can’t get the shuttle up in time for a rescue.

TOBY
What about the Pentagon?

There is a knock at the door and NANCY appears.

NANCY
The FBI is ready for you in the Roosevelt Room.

CJ
I’ll be right in.

TOBY
You gonna take a lawyer?

CJ
I don’t need a lawyer.

TOBY
You should take one, get one from Counsel’s office.

CJ
I’ll be fine.

TOBY (as CJ heads for the door)
You said a couple of statements?

CJ
One if the President decides to save them, one if he doesn’t.

CJ leaves as TOBY watches her go.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS WAR ROOM – DAY

BRAM is standing by a fax machine as JOSH enters.

RONNA
You find Gambelli?

JOSH
Yeah, he’s not budging.

NED
Indiana and Michigan are going for Baker, it’s all over CNN.

BRAM is reading whatever came over the fax, and he turns and moves quickly to JOSH.

RONNA
Is it over?

BRAM 
Josh. (handing the fax to JOSH) You should take a look at this.

JOSH looks down at the fax.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – DAY

JOSH enters the room, as MATT is talking on the phone.

MATT (into phone)
Ah, no, thanks, Gil. Really. I, I appreciate it. (beat) Bye. (hangs up) Did you tell Ned to offer New Jersey delegates federal jobs?

JOSH
Did you, hear the rumors about Baker’s wife?

MATT
Do we know if these people are even remotely qualified? Do they even have high school diplomas?

JOSH
We’re not violating any laws.

MATT
Avoiding prosecution isn’t the standard that I was shooting for.

JOSH
You think none of the young turks working on our campaign staff are doing it because they want jobs? Think none of your donors are gonna want a meeting on the lifting on some trade embargo that’d make them millions of dollars?

MATT (walking away)
What about Baker’s wife?

JOSH
The rumors, have you heard them?

MATT
The depression? It’s like the gay brother and the illegitimate child, every politician gets these rumors. They come with the orientation kit.

JOSH
Not every politician gets hospital admittance records to go with it.

JOSH hands MATT the fax.

JOSH
Dotty Baker was admitted twice for clinical depression.

MATT
Where’d you get this?

JOSH
Came in over the fax. Look, I don’t think depression’s anything to be ashamed of, but there’s a reason we make Presidents disclose the illegitimate kids, these guys are susceptible to blackmail.

MATT
And you want me to do the blackmailing?

JOSH
You’ve been in 40 primaries, you’ve been vetted by the public and the press, maybe people oughta get a crack at Baker, too.

MATT (with an edge)
His wife isn’t running for anything.

JOSH
She gets to live in the building. Be all kinds of classified information sitting on her end table.

MATT (spinning on JOSH)
Oh, we’re afraid that’s she’s gonna sell ‘em for some Zoloft on the corner of 16th and D?

JOSH
You want this to come out today or two days from now when he’s our nominee?

MATT
I’m not doing it.

JOSH
President Bartlet didn’t reveal his MS during the campaign. Another hidden illness plays right into the Republican -

MATT
I am not doing it!

JOSH, frustrated, turns to leave, then turns back to MATT.

JOSH
I went to see Ernie Gambelli, would you rather flip-flop on teacher tenure, ‘cause we are one nail in the coffin away from dead.

MATT stares at JOSH, then turns and picks up the phone. JOSH turns and exits.

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL HALLWAY – DAY

WILL and DONNA step out of an elevator. WILL is holding his own copy of the medical records information.

WILL
She’s been on antidepressants for seven years, he never mentioned it when we vetted him for VP.

DONNA
Is he supposed to mention every Advil she took in the statehouse?

WILL
It’s Bartlet’s MS all over again.

DONNA
We can’t leak this, it’s clinging to 18th century stereotypes of mental illness. Why not attack her for having consumption?

WILL (as they reach the door outside RUSSELL’s suite)
It’s not the depression, it’s his failure to disclose it.

DONNA
Will, this isn’t a quick hit on some 15-year-old piece of telecom legislation. It’s a brutal character assault on a man’s wife for an eight-hour story that’ll be over by tomorrow night.

WILL
We’re not trying to be judge and jury, we get it out there, let the delegates decide how important it is.

DONNA
Don’t do this. The Vice President will do it if you tell him to. Please.

WILL (conflicted)
Eight hours keeps us alive through another ballot.

WILL goes into RUSSELL’s suite, leaving DONNA in the hall.

CUT TO: INT. - BAKER’S HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT

BAKER and his wife are sitting on the sofa, watching TV coverage of the convention, stonefaced. The graphic on the screen reads ‘Democrats Deadlocked after three votes.’

ANCHOR (on TV)
So after the third ballot, the Democrats are still deadlocked. How much impact do you think today’s revelations about Dorothy Baker’s mental health had on her husband’s bid to capture the nomination?

REPORTER (on TV)
It must have had some, because six hours ago, it seemed as if we were headed for a Baker coronation. But this wasn’t so much -

BAKER’s wife uneasily gets up and leaves the room. BAKER remains sitting in front of the TV, looking grim.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION FLOOR – NIGHT

We see the REPORTER on the floor, giving her report in front of the camera, as delegates wave signs and flags with patriotic music playing.

REPORTER
- about her mental health, as about his failure to disclose it. Having avoided the rigorous vetting process in the primary elections, voters can’t help but wonder, what else is Baker hiding?

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER BACK HALLWAY – EARLY MORNING

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
DAY THREE - 7:28 AM

JOSH is sitting on the floor, his back against the wall. The center is now mostly empty and dark, with workmen moving items around. LEO walks up to JOSH.

LEO
Josh. (there is no response; louder) Josh! (JOSH looks up) When’s the last time you slept in a bed? Overnight ratings came in … fifty-two million last night. (getting a folding chair, sitting next to JOSH) Who knew, if we set our hair on fire and jumped up and down people would actually tune in to watch.

There is a pause as LEO settles in his chair, JOSH sitting on the floor despondently.

LEO
You done good, kid. 

JOSH
The President?

LEO
Yeah. He’s gotta put a stop to this.

JOSH
Aw, one more primary … we would’ve had it. Peaked a little late, I guess. He’s … not gonna do it just because I say so, Leo. He’s his own man.

LEO
And here I thought I found the last one.

A long shot of the two sitting together in the dim light of early morning, and

FADE OUT.
END ACT THREE.
* * *

ACT FOUR

FADE IN: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER – DAY

It is still morning. Workers are continuing to set up the floor for the day’s events. MATT is sitting in one of the arena seats, contemplating things, as LEO walks up behind him, sitting on a seat armrest.

LEO
It’s incredible, isn’t it? (MATT nods silently) You ever think you’d get this far?

MATT
Honestly? No, I didn’t.

LEO (beat)
You have to quit, Congressman. We have to unite behind a candidate. Four times as many people will be watching tonight as watched Vinick at the Republican convention, we need these last days to put our message before the American people.

MATT
You think either of them can beat Vinick in the fall?

LEO
Who knows. But you step aside for the good of the party, people won’t forget. The President and I won’t let them.

A long pause as MATT looks out over the arena.

MATT
Will I have a chance to address the convention again?

LEO
Of course.

LEO stands and walks slowly up the steps, leaving MATT alone in the nearly empty arena.

CROSSFADE TO: INT. - BARTLET HOTEL SUITE – DAY

We start with a closeup of BARTLET gazing out the window. CJ, LEO, and ABBEY are behind him in the suite.

BARTLET
So is he going to step aside?

LEO
I think so.

ABBEY
For Baker or Russell?

LEO
He’s hard to read.

CJ
A sitting VP should’ve kicked ass in the primaries. Vinick’s gonna mop up the floor with Russell in November.

BARTLET
VPs are famous but unknown. He’ll do better once he’s outside my shadow.

CJ
Speaker forced you to nominate Russell ‘cause he knew Russell couldn’t win a general.

ABBEY
Baker’s a strong candidate. This thing with his wife will blow over.

CJ
Isn’t it time you picked the successor you want, Mr. President? Should you really be leaving this up to someone else?

CROSSFADE TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER – NIGHT

MATT is standing backstage, preparing to take the podium for his speech to the delegates, lost in thought. We hear an ANNOUNCER introducing him in the background.

ANNOUNCER (VO)
- a decorated fighter pilot, a Marine, and a proud graduate of America’s Air Force Academy, a man who understands the military -

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION
DAY THREE – 8:35 PM

As the ANNOUNCER continues his introduction, JOSH walks slowly up to MATT.

ANNOUNCER (VO)
- and will keep us strong. As the former mayor of Houston, a man who built bridges across different races and religious faiths -

JOSH
Sure you don’t want me to take a look at the speech?

MATT (smiling)
I’m fine.

JOSH
I’m pretty good at it.

MATT
Josh …

The two smile at each other.

MATT
It’s been a great ride.

JOSH
What do you say we try it again sometime?

MATT
You just pick up the phone. I’ll be there.

ANNOUNCER (VO)
Ladies and gentlemen, from the great state of Texas, Congressman Matthew Santos!

The crowd cheers. JOSH steps back from MATT. As MATT turns and heads for the stage, he pulls HELEN aside for a moment. They look deep into each other’s eyes, with small smiles playing about their faces. MATT walks onstage, and we see a hectic montage of cheering delegates, waving signs, shots of TV screens. We move backstage where JOSH, NED, and RONNA are intently watching televisions. HELEN slowly walks up to join them.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER STAGE – NIGHT

MATT tries to quiet the crowd, thanking them multiple times. As they start to settle down and return to their seats, MATT begins his address.

MATT
You know, I’d hoped to be standing here tonight … under very different circumstances.

Our view changes from the podium, to JOSH and the others watching on TV, to shots of delegates onscreen listening to MATT, and back to the stage.

MATT
And I have been asked by people that I respect to take this opportunity to support one of the other fine candidates who have made this race with me -

Many delegates in the crowd react with boos and cries of ‘No!’ There’s a shot of BARTLET in his suite, along with ZOEY, ABBEY, LEO, and others, watching the speech on TV.

MATT
- to help decide who our nominee will be. (CUT TO MATT onstage) But I can’t do that.

The crowd cheers again. We see LEO watching in something like surprise.

MATT (on TV)
I can’t do that, because it’s not my place to decide who our nominee should be.

Back to MATT live onstage.

MATT
That decision is yours and yours alone. 

The crowd cheers raucously. JOSH and HELEN continue to watch.

MATT
You know, there’s been a great deal made today of Governor Baker’s decision, not to disclose his wife’s minor medical condition.

Now we see WILL, RUSSELL, and BAKER backstage, intently watching the TV screens.

MATT (VO)
Many believe that he should have, but I don’t believe Governor Baker failed to disclose it because he was ashamed or embarrassed. 

Now HELEN, JOSH, NED, and RONNA watching.

MATT (VO)
I think he didn’t disclose it (back to MATT onstage) because we’re the hypocrites, not the Bakers. Because we’re all broken – every single one of us – and yet we pretend that we’re not. We all live lives of imperfection, and yet we cling to this, fantasy that there’s a perfect life and that our leaders should embody it -

We focus on a close shot of HELEN and JOSH, glued to the speech.

MATT (VO)
- but if we expect our leaders to live on some higher moral plane than the rest of us, -

Back to the BARTLET’s suite, with MATT appearing on the TV screen.

MATT (on TV)
- well, we’re just asking to be deceived. 

The crowd cheers. Back to the Convention Center stage.

MATT
Now, it’s been suggested to me this week that I should try to buy your support with jobs, and the promise of access. It’s been suggested to me, that party unity is more important than your democratic rights as delegates.

The delegates begin to roar. A chant of ‘Santos, Santos’ starts to build. We see HELEN turn away from the TV screens and walk away to a TV screen nearer to the stage.

MATT
That’s right, it’s not – and you have a decision to make. Don’t vote for us because you think we’re perfect. 

JOSH joins HELEN at this different TV screen.

MATT
Don’t vote for us because of what we might be able to do for you only. Vote for the person who shares your ideals – your hopes – your dreams.

In the BARTLET suite, BARTLET, ZOEY, and ABBEY are watching the speech with smiles of appreciation.

MATT (on TV)
Vote for the person who most embodies what you believe we need to keep our nation strong and free. And when you have done that, -

Back to the podium.

MATT
- you can go back to Seattle, and Boston, to Miami, to Omaha, to Tulsa and Chicago and Atlanta with your head held high, and say, ‘I am a member of the Democratic Party’!

The crowd of delegates is going wild. Flags and SANTOS signs are waved about madly. The ‘Santos, Santos’ chant grows stronger. HELEN turns around from the TV screen and looks JOSH straight in the face. She gives a satisfied smile and walks away. JOSH can’t help but smile in return.

CUT TO: INT. - BARTLET HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT

We see MATT on TV as he receives the accolades of the crowd. A NEWSCASTER reports on the speech.

NEWSCASTER (VO, on TV)
From Matt Santos, an unexpected defense of a vanquished rival.

BARTLET (to LEO)
See if you can find Josh, huh?

NEWSCASTER (VO, on TV, as LEO nods)
Manna from the heavens for these delegates -

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL HALLWAY – NIGHT

An elevator opens and JOSH and GAMBELLI step out.

GAMBELLI
This is a waste of time. He’s virtually anti-teacher. Making me sit down with your guy isn’t going to change my mind -

JOSH (reaching the door of a hotel suite)
Who said you were sitting down with my guy?

GAMBELLI notices the Secret Service agent standing by the door, and another across the hall, as JOSH knocks.

JOSH (opening the door)
Mr. President? You remember Ernie Gambelli, from the teachers’ union?

GAMBELLI stands in the doorway in shock as he sees BARTLET awaiting him inside.

BARTLET
Please.

GAMBELLI (entering, shaking hands)
How do you do, sir?

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION FLOOR – NIGHT

GAMBELLI is announcing New York’s delegate votes to the CONVENTION SECRETARY.

GAMBELLI
Mr. Secretary, New York casts 284 votes for Congressman Matt Santos!

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER BACK HALLWAY – NIGHT

LEO is tidying up, gathering up papers and notes from the table. TVs in the background carry the convention. We hear some of the coverage as JOSH walks into the room.

SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
Mr. Chairman, I have 284 votes for Congressman Matthew Santos, is that correct?

LEO
Hey, what are you doing here? You oughta be down on the floor, celebrating with your guys.

JOSH
We still gotta line up a VP.

LEO (as JOSH sits)
You ask Baker?

JOSH
Yeah, he begged off. (sighs) Doesn’t wanna put his wife through it.

LEO (still going through folders)
I’m guessing Russell isn’t on the short list.

JOSH
That was a non-starter with the Congressman.

LEO
Want me to help you work up a list?

JOSH
No, we’ve got it narrowed down to the guy we want. I’m just, not sure if he’s gonna accept.

LEO
You want the President to pick up the phone, push your guy along?

JOSH
I called the President. He told me he’d kick the guy’s ass all over the schoolyard if it came to that.

LEO (grinning, chuckling)
So, who is it?

JOSH
You.

JOSH stands up and walks away. LEO is left dumbstruck, staring after him in confusion, as we hear the announcement on TV.

SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
- and Congressman Matthew Santos with 2751 votes!

CUT TO: INT. - TOBY’S OFFICE – NIGHT

TOBY and KATE are watching TV coverage of the convention.

SECRETARY (VO, on TV)
We now have a nominee! (crowd roars with approval)

KATE
You think Santos stands a chance against Vinick in the fall?

TOBY
He’s gonna get killed.

KATE (closing the door)
It wasn’t Kelwick. 

TOBY
Who?

KATE
From NASA. He wasn’t the leak. Nobody over there was. Too many of the technical details were wrong.

TOBY
You didn’t have to close the door to tell me that.

KATE
No. The FBI thinks it came from inside the West Wing. They have a theory. (beat) One you’re not going to like.

CUT TO: INT. - CONVENTION CENTER BACKSTAGE – NIGHT

ABBEY is primping BARTLET’s tie and suit as he prepares to speak to the convention.

ABBEY
You all right?

BARTLET
I’m okay today. Really.

They exchange a peck on the lips as we hear the ANNOUNCER with his introduction.

ANNOUNCER (VO)
- unparalleled leadership toward a strong and free America. Friends, fellow Democrats, -

BARTLET walks to the edge of the stage, where LEO stands next to him. They face opposite directions, silently.

ANNOUNCER (VO)
- it is an honor to introduce to you the man at the heart of all this extraordinary achievement for ordinary Americans – our President, our Commander, still the leader of our Democratic Party, President Josiah Bartlet!

The applause grows as BARTLET walks onstage. LEO turns to watch him.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL WAR ROOM – NIGHT

DONNA and WILL sit in chairs, watching the coverage. JOSH starts handing out bottles of beer. He gives one to WILL, one to DONNA, and sits.

BARTLET (on TV)
Thank you. It has been an honor to serve you for the past eight years -

The crowd begins to chant ‘Four more years! Four more years!’ BARTLET laughs.

BARTLET (on TV)
And now it gives me a great pleasure to introduce to you the leaders of our party, and the next President and Vice President of these United States, Matthew Vincente Santos and Leo Thomas McGarry!

The crowd roars again as MATT and LEO step onstage, holding their hands high. Scenes of celebration, jubilation, HELEN and the Santos children onstage with MATT, balloons dropping over the convention crowd.

CUT TO: INT. - VINICK’S OFFICE – NIGHT

The camera pans down to VINICK’s face, as he watches the convention on TV. He stands, takes off his glasses, and turns to his staff.

VINICK
Okay. Let’s go win this thing.

DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
* * *

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WEST WING TRANSCRIPT: Season Six - Things Fall Apart (S6E21)

THE WEST WING
6x21 - “THINGS FALL APART”
WRITTEN BY PETER NOAH
DIRECTED BY NELSON McCORMICK

Transcribed by Walking, Talking, And Yelling At Clouds
(kegofglory.blogspot.com)

Link To My Blog Post For This Episode



TEASER

THINGS FALL APART

FADE IN: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL BEDROOM – NIGHT

We hear REP. DARREN GIBSON speaking at the Republican National Convention on television; as the image fades in we see VICE PRESIDENT RUSSELL is watching the RNC on TV in his hotel room.

GIBSON (on TV)
… as most of you know, President Bartlet won a Nobel Prize years ago. (beat; sarcastically) For economics.

As the RNC crowd laughs and cheers, there is a knock at the door.

RUSSELL
Yeah?

DONNA (opening the door and leaning in)
Mr. Vice President, the governor is here.

RUSSELL
Show him in.

RUSSELL stands and walks to greet GOVERNOR ERIC BAKER as DONNA ushers him in. GIBSON’s speech continues in the background.

RUSSELL (shaking hands)
Governor.

BAKER
Mr. Vice President. (referring to the TV) What have they been saying?

RUSSELL
Bartlet bashing, mostly.

BAKER
One advantage of not yet having our nominee. They could be going after you.

RUSSELL
Have a seat.

As RUSSELL and BAKER move to sit, we hear GIBSON on the TV.

GIBSON (VO)
Seems to me you have something of theirs, they’re gonna need back!

As the crowd cheers, RUSSELL turns down the TV sound.

RUSSELL
It’s good of you to come.

BAKER
My pleasure.

RUSSELL
I don’t need to tell you what a critical time this is for our party.

BAKER
Brokered convention. It’s been a while.

RUSSELL
After the first ballot, we need - a consensus nominee.

BAKER
Consensus? We’re Democrats.

They both chuckle.

RUSSELL
The right ticket could create one.

BAKER (takes a breath)
There’s press speculation about Matt Santos as VP.

RUSSELL
Oh, of course. But you’ve gotta – think seriously about regional balance.

BAKER
I think that’d be a must.

RUSSELL
Vinick’s a moderate; states’ll be in play that the Democrats are used to counting on. We need to, uh, protect our flank.

BAKER
Vinick’s well-liked in my state.

RUSSELL
Mmm, Pennsylvania’s critical. From the convention straight through to the general. We’re gonna want to do everything possible to make sure, that – goes for us.

BAKER nods slightly.

RUSSELL
Thirsty? You want something to drink?

BAKER
Sure. Absolutely.

RUSSELL rises to get the drinks, as BAKER turns his attention back to the TV.

GOVERNOR MIKE REED (on TV)
Eight is enough!

As the RNC crowd cheers, we

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL BAR – NIGHT

JOSH is at the bar, getting a drink from the bartender. The same RNC coverage is on the TV behind the bar.

REED (on TV)
Eight is enough! Eight long liberal years -

WILL comes up behind JOSH, also looking at the TV.

REED (on TV)
- of social policies out of step with the values -

WILL
Elevating oratory.

JOSH
It’s Lincolnesque. Boil your message down to the title of a bad TV show.

WILL (taking a seat at the bar next to JOSH)
Careful. It was formative for many of us.

JOSH
Formative?

WILL
Crush on the mom.

JOSH
Very Mrs. Robinson. What were you, eight?

WILL
Yeah. She seemed knowing.

JOSH (looking at WILL)
Eight kids.

WILL
Maybe not so knowing about contraception. What’s he been saying?

JOSH
I wouldn’t know. I’m not watching.

WILL
Yeah, we were ‘not watching’ up in the suite.

REED (on TV)
What do we say to years of failed trade policies?

As the audience chants ‘Eight is enough!’ we

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – NIGHT

CJ is working at her desk, also with the RNC coverage on her TV.

REED (on TV)
To years of overregulation? (crowd chants, ‘Eight is enough!’)

The camera pans behind CJ’s TV and we find ourselves in TOBY’s office, as he and ANNABETH also watch the convention coverage. TOBY appears flustered by the speech, sitting mouth agape on the sofa.

REED (on TV)
To years of windfalls for trial lawyers? (Another ‘Eight is enough!’ chant) To bloated bureaucracy, runaway entitlements, and endless red tape? (‘Eight is enough!’) What say we? 

CUT TO: INT. - LEO’S OFFICE – NIGHT

LEO and CHARLIE are standing in the office, also watching the convention on TV.

LEO
Would eight, perhaps, be enough?

REED (VO)
Eight is enough!

CHARLIE’s cell phone rings. As he pulls it out of his pocket, he responds to LEO’s question.

CHARLIE
Uncanny.

LEO
Psychic. You need to - ?

CHARLIE holds up his phone, looking at a message on the screen.

CHARLIE
Someone I’m meeting later.

LEO
Don’t want to keep a lady waiting.

CHARLIE
It’s good for her.

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL BAR – NIGHT

Back to JOSH and WILL at the bar, with REED still speaking on the TV.

REED (on TV)
To years of radical, activist -

JOSH
You wanted to talk?

WILL (beat)
I have a proposition.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT

JOSH comes in the door. A few staffers are around in the outer suite area, including RONNA, watching the RNC on TV.

RONNA
You watching this?

JOSH (heading for the bedroom)
Is the Congressman in?

RONNA (starting to head for JOSH to stop him)
Yeah, but -

JOSH opens the door and finds MATT and HELEN, embracing on the bed. As JOSH comes in they break apart, startled, and HELEN tries to straighten her clothing.

MATT
Whoa …

JOSH
Oh.

MATT
It’s okay.

JOSH
Sorry.

MATT
My time is your time.

HELEN
Yeah, evidently.

MATT
What’s up?

HELEN
I’ll just, um …

JOSH
You should probably hear this, too.

MATT and HELEN turn towards JOSH.

JOSH
The Russell campaign – in return for us releasing our convention delegates – is prepared to name Matthew Santos as the Democratic nominee for Vice President of the United States.

SMASH CUT TO: MAIN TITLES.
END TEASER.
***

ACT ONE

FADE IN: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL BEDROOM – NIGHT

MATT is taking a moment to let JOSH’s words sink in. He turns to HELEN, then back to JOSH.

MATT
Vice President.

HELEN (her arms crossed)
To Russell?

JOSH
They’ve given us till Thursday.

HELEN
Well, don’t need it. Tell them we pass.

MATT (to HELEN)
We do, do we? (they exchange a look, then MATT turns back to JOSH) What do you think?

JOSH
He’s trying to act like the front-runner.

MATT
He is the front-runner.

HELEN
By the skin of his teeth! You’ve got all the momentum, if this race had gone one more week, you would be the one ahead.

JOSH
Arguments in favor: It, it – avoids a messy floor fight, chaotic convention.

HELEN
Also known as exciting, also known as great television.

MATT
Also known as there goes the Democrats again, they can never get their crap together.

JOSH
The best argument is, it sets you up as the consensus front-runner in either four or eight years. Nomination would be yours.

HELEN
Or you’re so tainted by association when Vinick cleans Russell’s clock, you can’t run for dogcatcher.

JOSH
I don’t think anyone elects dogcatchers any more.

HELEN
My dad ran for dogcatcher.

JOSH
Really?

MATT
No - !

HELEN
This whole campaign has been predicated on, driven by, gotten all the aforementioned momentum from the ironclad conviction that Russell can’t win.

MATT (standing and going to HELEN)
I am a three-term Congressman being offered a shot at the second most powerful job in the world.

HELEN (tightly)
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought we were discussing the Vice Presidency.

JOSH
How about we all sleep on it?

JOSH turns to go. MATT stops him at the door.

MATT
Hey, it’s, uh … gettin’ real, isn’t it?

JOSH
Real as it gets.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT

RUSSELL is on the sofa, talking on the phone, as DONNA and other staffers bustle about. RUSSELL turns to see WILL walking in the door.

RUSSELL (into phone)
I’ll call you right back. (hangs up) Well?

WILL
You didn’t expect an answer.

RUSSELL
How it hit him. A read.

WILL (to DONNA)
You know Josh. What’s he gonna recommend?

DONNA stands with a slight grin on her face, looking at WILL and then RUSSELL.

WILL
I’m not asking you to betray king and country, a best guess.

DONNA (shrugging)
I have no idea.

RUSSELL
That’s a real coup for Santos, obscurity to the Vice Presidency?

WILL
Right, he’d be a fool not to take it. It elevates him to the big leagues. How’d it go with Baker?

RUSSELL
Definitely receptive.

WILL
You said nothing explicit?

RUSSELL
No, he got the drift.

WILL
Santos turns us down, we go to Baker.

DONNA
Win-win.

RUSSELL
Good day, really good day.

CUT TO: INT. - WHITE HOUSE HALLWAY – DAY

CJ and CHARLIE walk out of the hallway into the foyer.

CJ
Treasury, Commerce, OMB - I want all hands out refuting that bilious swill the Republicans were spewing last night.

As they turn a corner KATE comes up behind them.

KATE
Hey -

CJ
Is for horses – thank you, Grammy Cregg.

KATE
You can take the girl out of the Midwest …

CJ
As fast as he little feet could fly, or, not so little.

KATE
Something’s gone wrong with the International Space Station. It’s losing oxygen. 

CHARLIE
The astronauts onboard can’t fix it?

KATE (handing CJ a file)
Not so far. I’ve got a NASA administrator, wants to see the President.

CJ
President’s unavailable, bring him here.

KATE nods and walks away as CJ and CHARLIE enter CJ’s office.

CUT TO: INT. - COMMUNICATIONS BULLPEN – DAY

LEO walks into the bullpen, greeting TOBY, standing at one of the desks.

LEO
Morning.

TOBY
Hey.

LEO
You watch last night’s Bartlet bash-a-thon?

TOBY
They think it’ll be Russell. They’re tying him to us.

LEO
Bob Russell’s had about as much to do with what’s gone on around here as -

TOBY
Not the best defense. ‘I had the job, but no one actually listened to me.’

LEO
Get ready for press questions about how organized and unified the Republicans are compared to us.

TOBY
‘Organized.’ They’re about as spontaneous as – I actually can’t think of anything as unspontaneous as a Republican convention.

LEO
Four nights of Swiss watch precision; we get a pie fight.

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

BARTLET is welcoming DNC chairman STEVE RORSCHE into the Oval Office.

BARTLET
Thanks, Nancy. Steve – come in.

RORSCHE (shaking hands, then following BARTLET to his desk)
Children. Infants.

BARTLET
Yeah, there’s a lot at stake for these candidates.

RORSCHE (with frustration)
I’m chair of the DNC, and that’s what my days have become. Babysitting. Tantrums, Mr. President. ‘They have more floor passes.’ Uh, ‘We need a bigger room in the hall,’ ‘We don’t like this hotel, we want their hotel.’

BARTLET
I’m sorry this is falling to you. Until we have a nominee …

RORSCHE
You saw last week’s Time cover.

BARTLET
The exploding donkey?

RORSCHE
‘Dems In Disarray.’ You know what next week’s are gonna be.

BARTLET
‘Republicans On A Roll’?

RORSCHE (sighs)
Something has to be done, sir. I’ve reached the end of my influence. They’re not listening to the nanny anymore.

BARTLET
We may be in danger of overextending the metaphor.

RORSCHE
We need Daddy to step in.

BARTLET looks away in dismay.

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – DAY

CJ is meeting with NASA Administrator EDWIN KELWICK and KATE. We see a TV screen in the background, showing photos of three astronauts with the header LEAK ENDANGERS THREE ASTRONAUTS. The names under the photos read ROBERT IVERSON, HARLAN SCOTT, and SERGEI YERONKOVA.

KELWICK
A rescue operation is obviously called for, but the space shuttles are grounded right now, pending an uncompleted safety review and retrofit.

KATE
And the Russians can’t get a launch together in time.

CJ
How long have they got?

KELWICK
Hmmm, assuming the present rate of oxygen loss, in three weeks they’ll be dead.

CJ
Can’t a shuttle be pressed into service, notwithstanding the review?

KELWICK
One’s missing half its wing assembly, and the other one’s undergoing a complete tile replacement. Now, we can try and speed up repairs -

KATE
The concern would then be losing the shuttle crew and the space station crew.

KELWICK
Now, that’s the civilian shuttle -

CJ
Sorry?

KATE shoots KELWICK an alarmed look, and he reacts as if he’s said too much.

KELWICK (stammering)
Can we speak with the President?

KATE regards CJ to see if she can tell what she’s thinking.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – DAY

JOSH, RONNA, and MATT are having a strategy session around the coffee table. JOSH is handing out styrofoam containers with lunch.

JOSH
Yeah, they wanna announce right after the Republican convention.

MATT
Blunt the bounce. Smart. (beat) How come we’re not that smart?

JOSH
Believe me, it’s all I’ve been thinking – why didn’t we offer it to him first?

RONNA
Because we hope to do better for our Vice President?

MATT
And ‘cause he’s in front.

RONNA
If Hoynes’ bimbo eruption had happened three weeks earlier, we’re the nominee. If New York had been later …

MATT
Yeah, if wishes, horses, et cetera.

RONNA
What is that? From some Dylan song? Guys your age have this thing about Dylan.

JOSH
Guys my age?

MATT
Look, this is where we’re at. We got close, Russell got closer. Neither of us is home. They’re offering a bird in the hand.

JOSH (to RONNA)
You know that one?

RONNA
What about Hoynes? He doesn’t want it to be Russell.

JOSH
He doesn’t want it to be us.

RONNA
You think he still thinks he has a hope in hell?

JOSH
It’s his last hurrah. He’s gonna milk this for all it’s worth. And yes, I believe, that somewhere in the back of his deeply deluded political mind, he imagines … deadlocked convention – nation turns its lonely eyes to Hoynes.

MATT (to RONNA)
Simon and Garfunkel.

JOSH
Forget Hoynes, he’s a wounded animal. He could wind up doing anything.

The phone rings and RONNA answers.

RONNA (into phone)
Matt Santos for President. (beat) Yeah, just a moment. (to JOSH) Will Bailey for you.

JOSH stands and picks up the receiver.

JOSH (into phone)
Yup.

WILL (on phone)
Just checking in.

JOSH (into phone)
Okay.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL HOTEL SUITE – DAY

WILL is on the phone, with DONNA in the background.

WILL (into phone)
Any preliminary thoughts on our offer?

The viewpoint switches between WILL and JOSH as the scene continues.

JOSH (into phone)
It’s the next thing we’re gonna talk about.

WILL (into phone)
Thought the Congressman might want to sit down with the Vice President.

JOSH (into phone)
I’ll get back to you about that.

WILL (after a beat; into phone)
Okay.

JOSH (into phone)
I’ll talk to you later. (hangs up)

RUSSELL’s suite.

DONNA (to WILL)
What’d he say?

Back to SANTOS’ suite.

MATT
What was that?

And RUSSELL’s suite again.

WILL (to another staffer)
Get me Holloffson.

DONNA
Baker’s chief of staff.

And back to SANTOS’ suite.

JOSH
He’s just taking our temperature.

Jumping back to RUSSELL’s suite.

WILL
We’re gonna want to stay in touch.

And back to SANTOS’ suite, to see MATT accepting what JOSH said and taking a drink.

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

CJ is briefing BARTLET on the ISS problem.

BARTLET
How long have they got up there?

CJ
They run out of oxygen in less than three weeks. If the leak doesn’t get worse. Sir, the NASA administrator alluded to a non-civilian shuttle.

BARTLET (a bit cagily)
Wehrner von Braun’s autobiography was titled, I Aim For The Stars. Mort Sahl joked he should have added, Only Sometimes I Hit London. I want hourly updates on everything that’s being done to fix this. Thank you, CJ.

CJ (beat)
Thank you, Mr. President.

CJ exits as BARTLET appears to be mulling over something.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – DAY

MATT is on the phone, with some staffers milling about. RONNA is on a cell phone. The Republican convention is back on the TV. JOSH enters from the hallway.

RONNA (crossing behind, into phone)
Less, they’re a little worried about.

MATT (into phone)
Oh, thanks, Bill. You know I’m counting on you. (beat) Bye.

We hear a woman, PAULA HARLAN, speaking at the RNC. She is the assistant secretary of the convention.

HARLAN (on TV)
Left, left, left. (crowd cheers) And that is exactly how Americans feel about the Bartlet-Russell White House. Left, left, left behind.

The convention crowd laughs and cheers. JOSH leads MATT out of the suite into the hotel hallway.

JOSH
Finish all your calls?

MATT (chuckling)
You don’t finish. At some point you just – decide to stop dialing.

JOSH
How you feeling?

MATT
Hard to say no to the Vice Presidency.

JOSH
Well, it’s not what you signed up for.

MATT
No one signs up to come in second.

JOSH (chuckling)
Are you kidding me?

MATT
We didn’t.

JOSH
No.

MATT (chuckles again, then)
Hard to say no to the Vice Presidency.

JOSH
You don’t have to for another couple of days.

MATT thinks a bit, nods slightly, then slowly starts back for his suite.

JOSH (patting him on the shoulder)
Night, Congressman.

MATT
Good night.

JOSH heads down the corridor as MATT goes back inside his suite.

FADE OUT.
END ACT ONE.
* * *

ACT TWO

FADE IN: INT. - HOTEL BAR – NIGHT

JOSH once again is sitting at the bar watching the Republican convention on TV. RAY SULLIVAN, the Vice-Presidential nominee, is speaking.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
My fellow Americans – the body politic, is ailing.

JOSH (to himself)
You’re not going there.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
We have businesses paralyzed by overregulation.

JOSH (to himself)
Tell me you’re not going there.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
An international profile that’s a shadow of our former strength -

DONNA comes up behind JOSH. She is also watching the TV.

DONNA
Is he doing what I think he is?

SULLIVAN (on TV)
A foreign policy stumbling from one crisis to another -

DONNA
The MS, he’s invoking the MS.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
Infrastructure progressively falling apart before our very eyes -

JOSH
This is gonna backfire.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
A Defense Department that’s enfeebled -

DONNA
Maybe people won’t get it.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
A tax code so clogged with complications, it’s positively sclerotic.

DONNA
Okay, they’ll get that.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
Well, I don’t know about you, but I am sick and tired of being sick and tired!

JOSH (shouting at the TV as the convention crowd roars)
You’re going to hell!

DONNA (leading JOSH away from the bar, where other patrons are eyeing him oddly for his outburst)
Josh, let’s sit over here.

JOSH picks up his drink and walks over to join DONNA at a table. He notices other people in the bar staring at him.

JOSH (to bar patrons)
How you doing? (sitting with DONNA) I mean, I realize the VP candidate’s the designated hatchet man, but that’s -

DONNA
If Santos accepts, you can get your revenge.

JOSH
Yeah, you think I might find five, or 500 ways to call Vinick old? You want sclerotic, I’ll give you sclerotic.

DONNA
Santos wouldn’t do it.

JOSH
Probably not.

DONNA
Maybe why he shouldn’t take the job.

JOSH
Maybe why he’d be a great choice, restore some civility.

DONNA
You want him to accept?

JOSH
You don’t.

DONNA (beat)
I have concerns.

JOSH (beat)
He’s not hit-man enough.

DONNA (faster now)
He’s too much voltage at the bottom of the ticket.

JOSH (immediately)
Overshadows the nominee.

DONNA (almost talking over JOSH)
Gets people wishing the names were reversed.

JOSH
Gets people willing to wait until next time.

JOSH and DONNA regard each other with smiles.

JOSH
How’d you get so smart about this?

DONNA (grinning)
I had a good teacher.

JOSH (as DONNA stands to leave)
Thanks.

DONNA (over her shoulder, walking away)
I meant Will.

JOSH takes a moment to consider the discussion.

CUT TO: INT. - WHITE HOUSE RESIDENCE – NIGHT

Pop music is playing from inside a room. A bedroom door cracks opens and ZOEY peers out. Seeing no one, she opens the door wider. CHARLIE comes out of the room behind her, carrying his jacket and tie, his shirt partly unbuttoned.

ZOEY
Drive safely. Good night.

CHARLIE
Good night.

CHARLIE and ZOEY have a long, lingering kiss. CHARLIE walks slowly out into the hallway, looking off at nothing in particular. Behind him we hear a voice.

BARTLET
Evening, Charlie.

CHARLIE stops cold. Slowly he turns and sees BARTLET standing at the end of the hall, in his robe and leaning on his cane. He has a cold, stern look on his face.

CHARLIE
Mr. President, um …

BARTLET (approaching CHARLIE)
Listening to relentless attacks upon my record seems to have left me wakeful. Thought I’d stretch my legs. So it’s really the Republicans’ fault that we’re caught in this terribly embarrassing situation.

CHARLIE (struggling to find words)
It’s … 

BARTLET
I think perhaps the best thing is for us to carry on as if this encounter hadn’t happened.

CHARLIE
Due respect – I’m having a hard time exactly imagining that.

BARTLET
It’s 1:00 in the morning, we both have to be at work in a few hours … and you’re standing outside my daughter’s bedroom. I say we give it a shot.

CHARLIE sighs, still standing there embarrassed.

BARTLET (turning to go back to his room)
Night, Charlie.

CHARLIE
Good night, Mr. President.

CHARLIE takes a moment, gathers his thoughts, and then heads down the hall to exit.

CUT TO: INT. - SITUATION ROOM – DAY

CJ enters the Situation Room, where KATE, SECRETARY HUTCHINSON, and a few other military officers greet her.

CJ
Good morning. (KATE, HUTCHINSON and the others reply ‘Morning.’) What’s the status of the space station leak?

KATE
Unchanged.

CJ
Current thinking on options?

KATE
Sections of the space station can be sealed off. There are small compartments the crew can repair to, to conserve air.

CJ
Which just delays the inevitable.

HUTCHINSON
Which buys time to fix the problem.

KATE
Ground-based engineers are working around the clock on this.

HUTCHINSON
Around the world.

CJ
Which is great, and inspirational, and hopefully they’ll make one heck of a movie someday, but should these efforts fail, I don’t particularly relish the idea of dead astronauts floating weightless in some spaceship sarcophagus. Rescue options?

HUTCHINSON
That’s NASA’s area.

CJ
DOD’s space program expenditures for the last fiscal year came to $22.9 billion, or seven billion more than NASA’s civilian program. What are we spending that on?

HUTCHINSON
That’s what the Chinese would like to know.

CJ
Well, since they’re not here, maybe you could just tell me.

HUTCHINSON
Missile warning, command and control.

KATE
Solar flare watch.

CJ
Twenty billion to tell us every time the sun burps?

KATE
They can disrupt satellite communications.

CJ
Yes, and Grand Old Opry broadcasts.

KATE looks away, as if she’s hiding something.

CJ (to HUTCHINSON)
Are we weaponizing space?

HUTCHINSON
Air Force Special Command operates and supports the Global Positioning System and military communications satellites.

KATE
We look at ways space systems can support war fighters in navigation, intelligence – 

HUTCHINSON
Is that weaponizing space?

CJ (looking at a file she brought in)
Space-based lasers, highly targeted, no nuclear fallout; space-based kinetic energy weapons, hunter-killer satellites -

HUTCHINSON
R & D guys talk about a lot of things.

CJ
A military space shuttle.

HUTCHINSON
Reusable launch vehicle.

CJ
Space bomber.

HUTCHINSON
That has the theoretical capability of launching and dropping a weapon anywhere in the world.

KATE
With virtually no ability to detect it in advance.

HUTCHINSON
Out of reach of conventional air defense systems.

CJ
‘Theoretical capability.’

HUTCHINSON (sighing, as KATE looks on warily)
No one wants space to become a battleground.

CJ
Is that the argument in favor of building it? Is that the argument in favor of not building it? (beat) Or is that the argument in favor of building it and not telling anyone?

HUTCHINSON
The answer to that would be yes.

CUT TO: INT. - BACK AREA OF PRESS BRIEFING ROOM – DAY

ANNABETH is meeting with a group of reporters, including CHRIS, STEVE, CHARLAYNE, and GREG BROCK.

CHRIS
Annabeth, is there a contingency plan to go up and rescue these space station astronauts if they can’t fix the leak?

ANNABETH (handing out briefing sheets)
NASA is exploring all their options. The precise nature of what those comprise is something best gotten from them, but the President has every confidence in their expertise.

STEVE
What’s the White House reaction to the Bartlet-bashing on display at the Republican convention?

ANNABETH
Not aware anyone around here’s seen it.

CHARLAYNE
No one?

ANNABETH
We have a country to mis-run.

CHARLAYNE (as reporters chuckle)
So, you saw it?

ANNABETH
I gleaned the gist: ‘Republican good, Democrat bad.’ Sophisticated dialectic. Nuanced.

BROCK
Would the White House care to comment on the expected contrast between the high degree of organization and discipline in the Republican convention and the Democrat’s anticipated free-for-all?

ANNABETH
I believe the American people will be the beneficiaries, in that they will be presented with a clear choice: do they want to be governed by people who are animated, or animatronic?

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

BARTLET is working at his desk when we hear NANCY knock at the doorway.

NANCY
Mr. President – the First Lady’s back, and Leo’s here.

BARTLET
Send him in, please.

NANCY (ushering in LEO)
Mr. McGarry.

LEO
Good morning, Mr. President.

BARTLET
Leo.

LEO
How you feeling, sir?

BARTLET
Vexed, riled, irked.

LEO
The Republican convention.

BARTLET
Ticked, honked, pissed.

LEO
You can’t take it personally.

BARTLET
That’s what I keep telling myself – problem is, once you’re telling yourself that, it’s too damn late. You’re already taking it personally.

LEO
Gonna be more of the same next couple of nights.

BARTLET
We got calls from everybody in the party about ours. Rorsche is going to pieces.

LEO
Rock that he is.

BARTLET
Thought he might cry in here, actual tears. But with no nominee, they’re running right over him. We need someone strong enough to organize the damn thing.

LEO (resigned)
Wonder who we can get.

BARTLET
If it helps, it gives me no pleasure, dumping this damn thing on you.

LEO
There’s the pleasure of not having to do it yourself.

BARTLET
Which is not inconsiderable. Let’s get representatives of the three candidates in here – set down some ground rules, establish a tone. A floor fight doesn’t have to devolve into a brawl. Is there anything to these press rumors of a Russell-Santos deal?

LEO
Be a smart move. A Latino on the ticket from Texas gives us a genuine shot there, Florida, maybe even makes California contestable.

BARTLET
Let’s not get carried away. The Southwest -

LEO
Vinick’s politics put these places in play.

BARTLET
Now, one way or another, we’re coming out of this with a nominee. Be nice if he didn’t seem like merely the last clown standing.

BARTLET exits to the portico.

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – DAY

CJ is at her desk, watching KELWICK give a press conference on TV. The chyron on the MSNBC telecast reads NASA PRESS ROOM: EDWIN KELWICK, ADMINISTRATOR OF NASA.

KELWICK (on TV)
Another space walk is scheduled for 0900 hours Houston time, to again try and source the oxygen leak. Now, the problem with space walks is they’re strenuous, resulting in increased oxygen consumption. Obviously not an optimal condition at this juncture. The American people can be assured, we on the ground are doing everything possible to assist these astronauts at this time.

CJ uses the remote to shut off the TV.

CUT TO: INT. - RESIDENCE SITTING AREA – DAY

An aide walks away from ABBEY, who is sitting on a sofa by the window, as BARTLET arrives.

BARTLET
How was your trip?

ABBEY
You didn’t haul yourself up here in the middle of a Presidential morning just to inquire about my trip – oh, my God, I can’t remember where I was. (trying to recall) Folk dancing, people winning things, and lots of fiddles screeching -

BARTLET
I’m sure the fiddles were played wonderfully.

ABBEY
Maybe it was me doing the screeching – inside.

BARTLET
I caught Charlie tiptoeing away from Zoey’s room last night.

ABBEY (smiling)
Caught?

BARTLET
Discovered. Encount – no, damn it, I caught him red-handed skulking away from my daughter’s bedroom.

ABBEY (standing)
Oh, I’m sure he wasn’t skulking.

BARTLET
To his credit, if he’d been sauntering, there might have been a row.

ABBEY
Ooh, I got a big picture of that.

BARTLET (approaching ABBEY)
Are you being blithe about this just to irritate me?

ABBEY
Zoey told me about the two of them, not that she had to, because there was the small matter of the Secret Service. (BARTLET stares in disbelief) The clandestine is a non-starter around here.

BARTLET
And why have I been so ostentatiously kept out of the loop?

ABBEY
Golly - one wonders. (beat) Is that actual dismay, or just your assumption of the standard paternal attitude?

BARTLET
Does it matter?

ABBEY
Well, I – just know how you abhor the cliché.

ABBEY walks away and BARTLET is left stewing.

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – DAY

CJ is reviewing the files of the astronauts from the space station. There is a knock at the door and TOBY steps in.

TOBY
What’s up?

CJ (rising to meet TOBY)
I have an awkward question to ask.

TOBY
Awkward prying, awkward embarrassing, awkward prurient - ?

CJ (sitting on the sofa)
About your brother.

TOBY (taken aback)
Okay.

CJ
I’m sorry to ask, but … did David ever mention anything about another kind of space shuttle?

TOBY
Another kind of space shuttle?

CJ
A non-civilian shuttle?

TOBY
A military shuttle?

CJ
Did he ever mention anything about anything like that?

TOBY (scoffing, moving to sit)
You mean did he ever commit a felonious breach of national security?

CJ
Hints, intimations, a brotherly confidence.

TOBY
Brotherly confidence, by definition -

CJ
Showing off, sibling one-upmanship. ‘Look what I know.’

TOBY (taking a moment)
An occasional cryptic hint – when he wanted to lord it over me.

CJ
Like actually being an astronaut wasn’t enough.

TOBY (wryly)
Thank you so much.

CJ
If he had been up in that space station and we didn’t send such a vehicle up after him -

TOBY
To send it reveals it.

CJ
Would he have been okay about sacrificing himself for national security?

TOBY
He would’ve insisted on it. (pause) But don’t ask me what I would’ve insisted on.

TOBY stands and walks out of the office.

FADE OUT.
END ACT TWO.
* * *

ACT THREE

FADE IN: INT. - ROOSEVELT ROOM – DAY

WILL is sitting at the table, scrolling through messages on his phone. JOSH enters behind him.

JOSH
Hey.

WILL
Hey.

JOSH takes a seat as WILL puts his phone away.

JOSH
Post has the VP offer. You got somebody leaking in your campaign.

WILL
I’d check yours.

JOSH
We run a pretty tight ship.

WILL
Maybe Hoynes’ people got wind.

JOSH
Puts more pressure on us.

WILL
Lays us out there if you turn us down.

LEO enters, JOSH and WILL stand.

LEO
Thanks for coming in, guys. President asked me to take the lead in organizing the convention since we don’t have a nominee. Though, from what I’m now hearing, that may change?

WILL (as they all sit)
We hope so.

JOSH
It’s under respectful consideration.

LEO
Well, the White House is officially neutral, of course. But I don’t think anyone would be opposed to avoiding a prime-time display of disharmony and dysfunction – which is what we’re here to discuss. We’ll just wait for the Hoynes representative to arrive.

WILL
I don’t know why he was even invited, in all honesty.

JOSH (chuckling)
He has 956 delegates.

A man enters the Roosevelt Room behind JOSH.

WILL
And no chance for the nomination.

The man, DYLAN CLARK, speaks as he closes the door.

CLARK
Dylan Clark, Hoynes for President, and thank you for that dispassionate assessment of our chances.

WILL
I’m sorry you heard that, but, due respect, it happens to be true.

CLARK (taking a seat)
With you two maneuvering to pre-empt the floor vote -

LEO
Gentlemen … 

CLARK (to JOSH)
You gonna accept?

JOSH
We’re mulling.

CLARK
It’s a lousy job. (to WILL) I’m sure your candidate would agree. (to LEO) Mine certainly does.

WILL
Maybe why he treated it with such dubious respect.

LEO
This is exactly what we don’t want on prime time TV. The first order of business is to select a convention chair. (pulling out some pages) I’ve drawn up a list of candidates.

LEO hands out a page to each representative.

JOSH (reading)
Martindale?

WILL
I have no problem with him.

CLARK
He stumped for you all over Ohio.

WILL
He’s up for reelection, we had a couple of joint appearances.

JOSH
Couple? If they’d showed up together any more people would’ve thought he and Russell had eloped. I’m dinging Martindale.

CLARK
Frenley’s not acceptable.

JOSH
Well, he’s strong, respected -

WILL
He’s on your VP short list.

JOSH
We don’t have one, we don’t believe in putting the cart in front of the horse.

WILL
You have one, he’s on it, I’m dinging him.

CLARK
No to Pereira.

JOSH
Why not?

WILL
Are you joking?

CLARK
He’s Latino.

JOSH
God forbid we show off our diversity.

WILL
Said the man with the Latino candidate.

LEO is watching the fracas with a stern, dissatisfied look.

JOSH
I hope you’re not suggesting Latinos can’t be trusted to be fair and unbiased.

As WILL and CLARK both start responding, LEO cuts them all off.

LEO
The three of you knock it off! Put lines through the names you object to, and let me have them back.

WILL
Well, I’d like a day to go over this.

LEO
No.

The three get out pens and start going through the list. They all appear to be scratching out the majority of names. LEO watches in alarm.

LEO
Maybe you guys’d prefer a Republican?

They look up at LEO. JOSH slides his paper back, followed by CLARK. WILL continues to look at the list, pondering, almost striking through a name at the bottom, then stopping himself and sliding the paper to LEO.

LEO (standing)
I’ll look these over later, see if there’s a consensus.

JOSH
I’d like to discuss floor positions - to counteract the perception that Vinick has it wrapped up, I propose prominent placement of the California delegation up front.

WILL
Wouldn’t have anything to do with Santos having won there?

CLARK
Nice try.

LEO (sitting again)
We’re not really gonna sit here, suggesting states your campaigns won.

WILL
Battleground states – Missouri, Wisconsin.

JOSH
Texas! Spirited, boisterous -

WILL
And loud enough to carry from way in the back.

CLARK
Do you have something against my guy’s home state?

WILL
No, but you should. The Vice President carried his home state, as a matter of fact -

JOSH
Come on, we’re not putting Colorado up front.

CLARK
A Southern strategy, I am telling you -

LEO has a frozen, defeated look on his face.

JOSH
California, fifth largest economy in the world -

WILL
What has that got to do with anything?

LEO buries his head in his hand.

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

CHARLIE opens the door and enters.

CHARLIE
Mr. President, you wanted to see me?

BARTLET is standing behind his desk, looking out the window. He turns to CHARLIE as CHARLIE closes the door.

BARTLET
You were right. Avoiding last night is really not going to work.

CHARLIE
Yes, sir.

BARTLET
I don’t want to get all righteously paternal -

CHARLIE
Sir, I don’t wanna sneak around the White House anymore.

BARTLET
I’m not trying to break you two up.

CHARLIE
No, sir, I’m talking about actually seeing more of Zoey. More time with her. Spent together. Being together. And such.

BARTLET
Charlie … the President’s daughter can’t move in with somebody, and I assume you understand that you cannot -

CHARLIE
Move in here? Yes, sir, that had occurred to me.

BARTLET
Then I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure what you mea … (BARTLET’s gaze at CHARLIE changes, his brow furrowing) Oh. Are you … talking about … ?

CHARLIE
Uh … yyyes, sir?

BARTLET
You want to make an honest woman out of her?

CHARLIE
No, Mr. President, that’s not it at all. We’ve been sleeping together for kind of a while.

BARTLET
You might want to consider quitting while you’re ahead.

CHARLIE
Yes, sir.

CHARLIE turns to go, stops, and thinks. Finally he turns back.

CHARLIE
Sir … would I have your blessing?

BARTLET
I’m not the member of the family you should be concerned about at the moment.

CHARLIE
Yes, sir. Thank you, Mr. President.

CHARLIE exits.

CUT TO: INT. - HALLWAY – DAY

LEO, exasperated, comes out of the Roosevelt Room. He sees JOSH walking away down a corridor.

LEO
Josh!

JOSH stops and walks up to LEO.

JOSH (as they begin to walk)
Probably not exactly what you had in mind in there.

LEO
It’s exactly what we’re worried about.

JOSH
People are always complaining about how canned these conventions have become.

LEO
Not the people trying to use them to put a clear, cohesive message in front of the American electorate.

JOSH
Good TV.

LEO (as they arrive at LEO’s office)
It’ll be entertaining. Professional wrestling is entertaining. But when they click off the set, no one runs out and votes for the loudmouth in the leotard.

JOSH
Outside of Minnesota.

LEO (closing the door)
You need to take the VP deal.

JOSH
Uh, we’re, considering it.

LEO
Not consider it – take it. The party, the President, needs you to accept.

JOSH (quietly)
Yeah.

LEO
Santos will be incurring the gratitude of a great many people – people who can be very helpful to his future plans.

JOSH
That future could be now.

LEO
A three-term Congressman going up against Arnie Vinick? Be careful what you wish for.

JOSH
I don’t know that Russell has a better shot.

LEO
I don’t either. But Russell goes down, you want people in the party – key people, organizers, fundraisers – thinking it was partly Matt Santos’ fault? Long memories, Josh. Big win for your guy. Four years from now, he can run the table. You’ll be doing him a favor.

CUT TO: INT. - OVAL OFFICE – DAY

BARTLET is meeting with military advisers, including HUTCHINSON and KATE. CJ is also in the meeting.

BARTLET
The spacewalk?

KATE
Unsuccessful.

BARTLET
How much oxygen it cost them?

KATE
Couple hours, maybe. Could’ve been worse.

CJ
‘Worse’ being a relative term when it comes to slow suffocation.

BARTLET
We have a decision to make.

HUTCHINSON
The security concerns outweigh the consequences.

CJ
It’s presumably been launched before without exposure. I realize this is a high-profile situation -

KATE
It would disclose the asset.

CJ
Possibly, but measured against our responsibility toward three lives -

HUTCHINSON
Two. Only two are Americans.

CJ
Meaning what? The Russian’s life doesn’t count? Two Americans are more expendable than three?

KATE
The cosmonaut would see the asset. Ride in it.

HUTCHINSON
Take pictures of it, for all we know.

KATE
Even without the camera in his shoe, cosmonauts are all military. It’d be the greatest intelligence coup of the new century.

CJ
I appreciate that. But wouldn’t we essentially be revealing a piece of hardware everyone assumes we have anyway?

HUTCHINSON
Maybe we should invite the, uh, Chinese and the Russians over for a formal tour, then the Israelis and the Iranians can visit each other’s nuclear weapons facilities.  

BARTLET (who’s been watching the discussion with concern)
Mr. Secretary …

CJ
I can’t help note the absence of anyone from NASA to make the case for a rescue.

BARTLET
I don’t need anyone to make it. I need more time.

BARTLET stands and heads for his desk. CJ and the other advisers thank him as the meeting breaks up.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL BEDROOM – DAY

JOSH walks into the room. MATT is on the phone.

MATT (into phone)
I appreciate that, Senator. (beat) I’m giving it every consideration. (pause) Thank you for the call. (hangs up) Another voice for party unity.

JOSH
Yeah, the White House just leaned on me pretty good.

MATT
Same extortionate undertone?

JOSH
I heard something else on the way over. Source I have in Philadelphia. Russell’s been talking to Baker. As backup, we turn him down.

MATT
Thinks it flips Pennsylvania.

JOSH
It does flip Pennsylvania. One hundred and seventy-eight votes swing from us to Russell on the second ballot.

MATT
If the Hoynes delegates break anywhere near even once they’re released -

JOSH
It’s game over. 

MATT (to himself)
Smart. Smart. How come we’re not that smart?

JOSH
You have to go sit down with Russell. And when you’re in there, you look for a way to tell him yes.

FADE OUT.
END ACT THREE.
* * *

ACT FOUR

FADE IN: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL BEDROOM – NIGHT

HELEN is sleeping in the bed. She turns over, her arm draping toward the empty other side of the bed. She notices MATT isn’t there, and sighs deeply.

CUT TO: INT. - SANTOS HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT

MATT is sitting at a desk, papers and clutter strewn around, deep in contemplation. HELEN comes out of the bedroom, putting on a robe.

HELEN
You okay?

MATT
Yeah. Yeah … just … (tossing a bumper sticker) you know.

HELEN
Night yips?

MATT
Little bit.

HELEN
Because you’ve made a decision or because you can’t?

MATT
Both. Neither. (sitting back, sighing deeply) I bet Arnie Vinick is sleeping like a rock.

HELEN (crossing to MATT)
I don’t know, he’s old.

MATT (laughing)
What?

HELEN (rubbing MATT’s shoulders)
Old people don’t sleep so good. 

MATT
Old people who have their party’s Presidential nomination wrapped up and – have a mortal lock on California in the general, they sleep like the dead.

HELEN
Ah, but the prospect of sleeping like the dead is part of what keeps old people up nights.

MATT allows himself to smile and looks up at HELEN.

HELEN (bending down to hug MATT across his shoulders)
You ever stop to think that maybe Arnie Vinick’s up right now worried about you? Hmm?

MATT
I can guarantee you that’s not happening.

HELEN
Oh, smart guy. Young guy. Good-lookin’, too.

MATT
Yeah.

HELEN nuzzles MATT’s neck as he smiles and sighs.

HELEN
Let’s see about helping this troubled office-seeker get himself some sleep.

HELEN takes MATT’s hand and leads him back to bed.

CUT TO: INT. - WHITE HOUSE HALLWAY – DAY

LEO walks down the hall and into his office. He finds CJ there waiting for him.

LEO
Morning.

CJ
What do you do when he’s just wrong?

LEO
You remind yourself that he was the one got elected.

CJ
We could rescue these astronauts.

LEO
He’s got 295 million Americans to think about, not just these three.

CJ
Only two are Americans. Defense Secretary’s made it clear if they offed the third, he’d be all for sending it. Wouldn’t that be a lovely affirmation of international cooperation in space?

LEO
We don’t want Russia, China, building space bombers of their own.

CJ
Well, they’re gonna build them anyway if they assume we’ve got one.

LEO
Yeah, but if they know we’ve got one, they have to build it.

CJ
This is Alice in Wonderland!

LEO
Yeah. Some days it is.

CJ walks out as LEO pulls out the morning newspaper.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL SUITE – DAY

The door opens and MATT and JOSH are ushered in. WILL and DONNA are waiting outside RUSSELL’s bedroom.

WILL (to DONNA)
Quick, hide the Ouija board.

MATT (to JOSH)
See, they can afford Ouija boards. (to WILL and DONNA) Josh still has us reading chicken entrails.

WILL
I’ll tell the Vice President you’re here. (goes into bedroom)

DONNA
We’re very excited you’ve come.

MATT
Excited to be here.

JOSH
It’s exciting.

JOSH and DONNA exchange a look. WILL brings RUSSELL out of the bedroom.

RUSSELL
Congressman, welcome.

MATT (shaking hands)
Good of you to see me, Mr. Vice President.

RUSSELL
Shall we?

MATT and RUSSELL head off into the bedroom.

JOSH (grinning)
Remember, three feet on the floor at all times.

Everyone stops and stares at JOSH, who is chuckling at his joke. Finally RUSSELL and MATT exit, as JOSH’s smile disappears.

RUSSELL
Have a seat -

MATT
Thank you.

The door closes. DONNA starts walking up to JOSH.

JOSH
Don’t.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL BEDROOM – DAY

RUSSELL and MATT sit at a table.

RUSSELL
Congratulations on a well-fought campaign.

MATT
You, too.

RUSSELL
And hopefully – we’re about to put that all behind us.

MATT (uneasily)
That’s what we’re here to discuss.

There is a pause.

RUSSELL
Arnie Vinick is gonna be a tough customer. We need to, marshal all our strength, and I can’t think of a better way than by having both our names on the ticket.

MATT
It’s a good point. So you want to flip a coin?

RUSSELL stares at MATT, then breaks out laughing.

RUSSELL
That’s a good one. Um, in all seriousness, let me, let me describe the relationship that I envision. (leaning forward) A substantive role in policy. Strategic planning. A voice – a clear and palpable presence. More of a, partnership, frankly, then I’ve had with Jed Bartlet. 

MATT
I’m flattered.

RUSSELL
You should be. It’s not an offer, it’s not the relationship I’d envision with a lesser man. You’re capable and bright.

MATT (uncomfortably)
Very kind.

RUSSELL
I’m sure there’s things that I could learn from you.

MATT
Well, uh … eh, I don’t … 

RUSSELL
Just as there are undoubtedly things you could learn from me.

That doesn’t sit well with MATT as he uneasily looks at RUSSELL and doesn’t speak.

CUT TO: INT. - RUSSELL’S HOTEL SUITE – DAY

The door to the bedroom opens and MATT strides out, leaving RUSSELL in the doorway.

MATT
Thank you, all. Josh.

As MATT exits the suite WILL and DONNA go to RUSSELL questioningly. JOSH quickly stands and follows MATT out. RUSSELL puts his hands in his pockets and looks at WILL.

CUT TO: INT. - HOTEL ELEVATOR – DAY

MATT enters the elevator. JOSH comes in behind him and presses a button.

MATT
Mad at me?

JOSH (beat)
No. (another beat) Oddly.

MATT
Disappointed?

JOSH
Proud – I think.

MATT
You’ve got a tough conversation ahead.

JOSH
Not so tough. (there’s a moment, as the elevator bell dings) Yeah, I do.

MATT regards JOSH with a small smile as he walks off the elevator.

CUT TO: INT. - TOBY’S OFFICE – NIGHT

TOBY is watching the final night of the Republican convention on TV. SULLIVAN is introducing the Republican Presidential candidate, ARNOLD VINICK.

SULLIVAN (on TV)
Ladies and gentlemen – please welcome – the next President of the United States, Arnold Vinick!

The crowd roars as VINICK comes to the podium, hugging SULLIVAN and then posing with their hands held together high. ANNABETH comes into TOBY’s office and they both look at the TV.

VINICK (on TV)
Thank you.

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – NIGHT

CJ, in her darkened office, also has the convention on her TV.

VINICK (on TV)
Thank you. We’re gonna run out of prime time.

CUT TO: INT. - RESIDENCE SITTING AREA – NIGHT

LEO and BARTLET are watching the convention as well.

VINICK (on TV)
It is with great humility that I accept your nomination for President of the United States. (crowd cheers again) Before I share with you my vision for America … I want to say a few words about the man who I hope is my predecessor - President Josiah Bartlet.

The convention crowd boos as LEO and BARTLET exchange a look.

VINICK (on TV)
He has graced and honored his office, the highest in the land. The most powerful in the world, some would say, myself included. 

Our point of view shifts between TOBY and ANNABETH, and BARTLET and LEO, all intently watching VINICK speak.

VINICK (on TV)
He has served this country steadfastly, and laudably. I say this despite our political, and, and philosophical differences. For in the end, a Presidency is more than a simple catalogue of policies pursued, - 

We now see CJ, with her eyes on the convention coverage.

VINICK (on TV)
- crises weathered, battles lost or won. It’s a stewardship. A sacred trust. A commitment to sacrifice every fiber of your being, every thought, every moment, every … every, everything in service to your nation. President Bartlet has done this well, and ably.

Back to LEO and BARTLET.

VINICK (on TV)
And he deserves nothing less than our humble appreciation, and heartfelt gratitude.

As the convention crowd applauds, LEO looks to BARTLET.

LEO
Nice what he said about you.

VINICK (on TV)
This is the basis on which I make my appeal for your support -

BARTLET
Yeah. The bastard. He just picked up five million Democratic votes.

VINICK (on TV)
- for that very same office.

We return to CJ, sitting in her very dark office, her eyes riveted to the TV.

VINICK (on TV)
My commitment to strive to be worthy of the example of the great men who have gone before. 

Now to TOBY and ANNABETH. A glimmer of a smile of admiration plays at the corner of ANNABETH’s lips.

VINICK (on TV)
Presidents walk in giant footsteps. They have magnificent legacies to uphold. I stand here on this day and put my name forth as one who aspires to their example, -

Back to CJ.

VINICK (on TV)
- who will daily make that sacrifice, -

We see LEO again.

VINICK (on TV)
- who will honor not just the office, but the people that office serves. Their President of these United States of America.

We see BARTLET watching intently, his brow furrowed, as the convention crowd erupts in cheers and applause. Then we see TOBY, wryly smiling to himself, moving behind his desk.

TOBY
Arnold Vinick just positioned himself as Jed Bartlet’s natural successor.

ANNABETH
How’d he do that?

TOBY
Without one mention, without so much as an allusion to either one, he managed to dismiss Russell and Santos as puny, dwarf-like children trying to get a seat at the grownups’ table.

Back to the residence, where a phone rings. BARTLET answers.

BARTLET (into phone)
Yeah. (beat) I’ll send him right down. (hanging up) Josh is here to see you.

BARTLET and LEO stand, and face each other.

BARTLET
We start working to beat this guy right now.

LEO nods and turns to leave.

CUT TO: INT. - OUTER OVAL OFFICE – NIGHT

JOSH is waiting. TOBY appears down the hallway and enters the outer office.

TOBY
Hey.

JOSH
Hey.

TOBY
What, uh … ?

JOSH
Talk to, Leo.

TOBY (beat)
Okay.

TOBY drops a paper on DEBBIE’s desk and then starts back out.

JOSH
Could’ve used you out there.

TOBY (stops, turns, looks at JOSH)
Did okay without me.

JOSH (beat)
It’s not the same.

TOBY (smiling tightly)
Good luck.

TOBY walks away.

JOSH
Thanks.

LEO enters from the portico.

LEO
Listen to Vinick?

JOSH
No.

LEO
You’re better off.

The two walk into the Mural Room, and LEO closes the door.

JOSH
Santos turned Russell down.

LEO (takes a moment)
Okay.

JOSH
Okay?

LEO
Okay, so now you get him to un-turn it down.

JOSH
Doesn’t work like that.

LEO
Now it does.

JOSH
I told him to find a way to say yes.

LEO
You find it for him.

JOSH
You’re not hearing me.

LEO
You’re not hearing me. (beat) Matthew Santos has had a terrific ride, improbable, impressive – and over. This is the return to reality, he’s Russell’s Vice President.

JOSH
It’s not gonna happen.

LEO
You are going to do this, for us. For the President, for your party.

JOSH (levelly)
I’m not, ‘cause I don’t agree with it. I told him to say yes, I was wrong. He’s twice the man Russell is on his best day. Ten times. And – Russell doesn’t have that many best days.

LEO regards JOSH sadly, then turns to go.

LEO
I’ll go tell the President.

LEO walks to the door, opens it, and slowly exits to the portico. JOSH stands stock-still, watching him go.

CUT TO: INT. - TOBY’S OFFICE – NIGHT

ANNABETH hurries through the Communications bullpen into TOBY’s office.

ANNABETH
Toby – Toby … 

TOBY (on the phone)
Okay. Yeah. Okay. (hangs up) You have to quit and then get re-hired. Leo wants you in California -

ANNABETH
Greg Brock just released a story about a classified military space shuttle that could be but hasn’t yet been sent up to rescue those astronauts. It’s already on the website, it’ll be on the front page of tomorrow’s New York Times.

TOBY takes off his glasses as he hears the news.

ANNABETH
To do this, Brock would have had to assure them that he had it cold, which means whoever leaked it – it’s somebody big. 

CUT TO: INT. - CJ’S OFFICE – NIGHT

CJ is still sitting in her darkened office, watching the TV coverage of the Republican convention. Her face is impassive as she looks down, then off to the distance, lost in thought.

DISSOLVE TO: END TITLES.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
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The West Wing Transcript
Episode 6x21 – Things Fall Apart
Original Airdate: March 30, 2005